this is my life

[stormsinafrica]

Me: Life hurts me.
Hillary: Your penis hurts you.
Me: I don't have a penis.
Hillary: You'll get one.

I don't know what that means, but it is my life thus far. In the beginning, Hillary started referring to me in the masculine form. Then, she didn't stop. I love her, and I am a boy.

Comments

[artiemis]

Dear Erin,

My dear friend, life can sometimes be difficult to get through, especially with letting go of things and people we love. You have touched so many people's lives that you will have to let go of quite a few of them, simply because not everyone can follow you to such a prestegious college as the one you'll attend. ;-) But, be not dismayed or dishearted, my friend. Life in the wide world will go on for you much as it has these past seventeen years. I am so glad that I was lucky enough to know you somewhat during the past two years. I will always carry the fondest of memories of you. Remember, life is what you get from it, so get as much as you can. Those who count the days seldom make every day count.

*whistles* Hey babe, nice personality.

-Your Friend
-Gary

P.S.

[artiemis]

I miss chatting with you online, whatever happened to that?

Re: P.S.

[stormsinafrica]

Sometimes life is just hard.

Re: P.S.

[artiemis]

Awe...you know...it is so sad when young people have grim outlooks for any period of time. Is there anything I could possibly do to allieviate that from you? Is your cellular phone still on the same number?

-gary

Re: P.S.

[artiemis]

By the way, some folks are getting together on Tuesday at a resturant and I wanted to know if you'd like to come. Give me a call if you wish by Monday please, thanks.

-Your friend
-Gary n_n