Dec 13, 2004 03:01
Hello, my name is Butt Fungus. It took me one time to type in my password correctly.
All right, the big problem is that it's 3:00 am, and I have not finished being dumb. Translation: I have not finished my honor choir paper yet and am still online chatting/posting crap kabob. Yes, crap kabob. Do you even know what that means? Because I sure don't. Do not. DO. NOT.
I am like Bree. You know, that crazy, psycho, hot, red-head on DHW???? Yeah, like Bree. Someone thinks she's hot. I think I'm hot. Not really. But you know. Yeah. Actually. Love Actually. Bitter Resentment Actually.
My arms hurt. How did I type like this? yeah... on the ground. Sprawled. Rubbing my feet together. Snorting. Kissing my feet. No. Not really. Kissing boys. Their feet.
Maybe, I should write a poem.
Why, MY FACE, why?
I look in the mirror
Crap
It broke
Why, MY FACE, why?
The end. So, not only am I ugly, but I have bad luck for seven years which probably means I will not be able to kiss boys' feet anymore. Crap kabob. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP KABOBITY BOB BOB BOB BOOB. Whoops.
Geez Louise.
This is deb. a collab. eff.