Because I have French roots and it's French Independence Day today,
Bonne fête nationale à tous les Français!
Allons, enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
Entendez-vous dans nos campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras.
Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes!
(*coughchoke* Holy sheesh,
that's umm barbarian)
Aux armes citoyens
Formez vos bataillons
Marchons, marchons
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons
[etc.]
ETA: Why, mum, why? It was my best padded one. YOU HAVE RUINED MY BRA *cries* Now, I understand you don't and never did own padded bras because omg not realzness, but they do not go in the regular wash okay? They are now *wibbles* bumpy.
:( Crapz. What to do, what to do? Anyone have tips? ETA2: Oh, also. I love the UPS guy :D