Finish the Sentence
The work thing just gets odder every day. There's a limit to how much stress I can take, so instead, I give you this:
Cut and paste this into your journal, and fill in your own answers. C'mon, it was fun!
1. I once: stuck my head into a jaguar's mouth.
2. Never in my life: have I ever eaten a Twinkie.
3. When I was five: I would wake up at 2am on schoolnights to go hang with scientists from Arecibo.
4. High School is: daycare without the supervision.
5. One of these days, I want to wake up: in Base Camp, Everest.
6. I once met: Boutros-Boutros Ghali. I never recognise celebrities.
7. There's this girl I know who: once offered me her trained dog for a fuck. (And I think she meant it as a sympathy fuck.)
8. Once, at a bar: I shut a married man up by grabbing his package and telling him he didn't measure up.
9. Last year: I never would have imagined myself here and now.
10. Last night: I listened to NPR for news on elections.
11. Tomorrow night: I will attend a class on body mechanics. Holy shite, I AM boring!
12. Next time I go to church: I will appreciate the architecture far more than the people.
13. The last time I was naked: the cat performed his sekret mistical kitty acupuncture technique on me.
14. There's this guy I once met who: had his strongest orgasms when he amputated something.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: moth_001 at his computer.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: my super-cool homemade window dressings.
17. I hope I: get a better paying job.
18. How many days until my birthday?: Just a few.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: more Benedick than Beatrice.
20. By this time next year: I better damn well have a back yard.
21. A better name for me would be: Arachne
22. I have a hard time understanding: what, exactly, gay marriage threatens.
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: probably go for fun.
24. You know I like you if: I answer direct questions.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: those who found me deserving.
26. I think I'm a great: singer-of-showers.
27. Take my advice: never gentle mustangs in corrals with trees.
28. My ideal breakfast is: ricotta-stuffed French toast with berry coulis and never-ending mimosas.
29. I swear I'll never again: fire crossbows in the dark.
30. If you visit my hometown: I'll take you to eat my ideal breakfast.
31. I've always wanted: to be in a shark cage surrounded by great whites.
32. Why won't anyone: kneecap my boss while I'm conveniently somewhere far away and public?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you best be nice to me afterwards.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: the event became greater than the people.
35. The world could do without: fundamentalists of *any* kind.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it.
37. My favorite blonde is: Myfi!
38. Paper clips are more useful than: any screwdriver at popping out eproms.
39. If I do anything well, it is: be myself.
40. And by the way: that's apparently quieter than I thought.
41. The last time I was high: I hated the airline meals.
42. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: pigs, because then what would happen to language?
Cut and paste this into your journal, and fill in your own answers. C'mon, it was fun!
1. I once: stuck my head into a jaguar's mouth.
2. Never in my life: have I ever eaten a Twinkie.
3. When I was five: I would wake up at 2am on schoolnights to go hang with scientists from Arecibo.
4. High School is: daycare without the supervision.
5. One of these days, I want to wake up: in Base Camp, Everest.
6. I once met: Boutros-Boutros Ghali. I never recognise celebrities.
7. There's this girl I know who: once offered me her trained dog for a fuck. (And I think she meant it as a sympathy fuck.)
8. Once, at a bar: I shut a married man up by grabbing his package and telling him he didn't measure up.
9. Last year: I never would have imagined myself here and now.
10. Last night: I listened to NPR for news on elections.
11. Tomorrow night: I will attend a class on body mechanics. Holy shite, I AM boring!
12. Next time I go to church: I will appreciate the architecture far more than the people.
13. The last time I was naked: the cat performed his sekret mistical kitty acupuncture technique on me.
14. There's this guy I once met who: had his strongest orgasms when he amputated something.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: moth_001 at his computer.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: my super-cool homemade window dressings.
17. I hope I: get a better paying job.
18. How many days until my birthday?: Just a few.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: more Benedick than Beatrice.
20. By this time next year: I better damn well have a back yard.
21. A better name for me would be: Arachne
22. I have a hard time understanding: what, exactly, gay marriage threatens.
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: probably go for fun.
24. You know I like you if: I answer direct questions.
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: those who found me deserving.
26. I think I'm a great: singer-of-showers.
27. Take my advice: never gentle mustangs in corrals with trees.
28. My ideal breakfast is: ricotta-stuffed French toast with berry coulis and never-ending mimosas.
29. I swear I'll never again: fire crossbows in the dark.
30. If you visit my hometown: I'll take you to eat my ideal breakfast.
31. I've always wanted: to be in a shark cage surrounded by great whites.
32. Why won't anyone: kneecap my boss while I'm conveniently somewhere far away and public?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you best be nice to me afterwards.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: the event became greater than the people.
35. The world could do without: fundamentalists of *any* kind.
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it.
37. My favorite blonde is: Myfi!
38. Paper clips are more useful than: any screwdriver at popping out eproms.
39. If I do anything well, it is: be myself.
40. And by the way: that's apparently quieter than I thought.
41. The last time I was high: I hated the airline meals.
42. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: pigs, because then what would happen to language?