Massengil Mayhem

[stormrunner]

@$@%#%@$%@#^!!!!!

Fecking dog went to say hello to the skunk again. Just as I was leaving the shower, too.

He shakes his head, he's throwing himself into the ground, rubbing himself through grass. It looks like he's miserable.

Serves you right, you bloody mutt, I grumble. Can you take a hint? She doesn't like you!

The house reeks. Hotel?

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i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

Is that 3:0 or 4:0 for the skunk now?

Maybe you should let the dog sleep (and stink) a night in the garden before you wash him next time, so to literally rub it under his nose. If he's not completely learning resistant (you never know with dogs) he might finally learn his lesson. If not, adopt the skunk and sell the dog to a korean restaurant glue factory. *vbeg*

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

Or humanely trap the skunk and release it FAR away ... before you have a family of skunks in your yard! Besides, if you don't remove the skunk, what will you do when you or BL surprise it and it sprays one of YOU??

/s/
Birdie

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

Well, here's the rub:

The skunk is not in the new house, which we own. It's in the old house, which we rent.

Have I mentioned that I'm not happy with the rental management company? (That's a pertinent fact, right there.)

I have to admit that I was considering feeding the skunk. Then I found out that our next-door neighbour found little skunk babies in her garage, and I reconsidered. Even though now I know that our skunk is a working mom.

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

what will you do when you or BL surprise it and it sprays one of YOU

Easy answer: smell funny ^_^

Now would you please all walk downwind? :P

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

Easier answer: bathe!

And if I get sprayed, you may just get me flying over there to give you a big, soggy, stinky hug.

(Hey, I would get tons of space on the airplane!)

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

3:0, skunk. But the dog has learned his lesson, I think. Today he doesn't want to step foot into the yard. At *all*.

Re: i sense a winner

[cofax7]

Heee.

Poor dog.

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

Hmmmmm ... so now he eliminates bodily waste in the house????? Hope NOT!!

Since skunks are at the rented house, when is your target date to move to the house you bought? Perhaps you can accelerate that date!!!

Birdie

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

Nope, nope, his sorry arse got kicked into the yard this morning right before I left.

He was plastered against the glass door, last I looked.

Target date to move is around the 15th, so we still have some time left.

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

I'm putting my money on the skunk for at least two more points :)

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

I love that picture! Then again, I like skunks... All except their smell!