Will it happen!!!
So Bush sent the fema d00d back to dc cause he was a moran and couldnt find his ass with 2 hands and a flash light. no wonder why bush picked him, however what has to happen when it comes right down to it and what will it take to get the biggest fuckin moran out of the office. BUSH!@!! thats right its time mr jack ass for you to take the hint and impeach your self resign i dont give a shit what ya do just turn the reins over to someone that isnt intersted in fuckin up the country any worse.
lets take a fuckin tally in your horriendous tour of office we have had so much happen that should have made ya wake and realize this inst the job for you..
1 9/11 happend under your watch
2 the so called war to find those mysterous weapons of who knows distruction
3 everyone in the world is pissed off at us
4 the country has no fuckin money left you blew it all on your shitty choices and bad moves makin your friends more money and fuckin us just a bit harder.
5 unemployment has never been higher in the century of time since you have been in office.
6 you cant even speak professionaly at gatherings .
I have to say whats your fuckin encore i mean we gonna blow up canada cause they give away free health insurance!!!
jesus christ i saw we all get together 1 nation 1 people and rally against BUSH!!! to give us his fuckin office and stand on live tv and appologize to the fuckin world for tryin to start world war 3 because he has a small penis.
Like Bill Maher says I'm Swiss and dammit I am to cause christ i am embarrassed by the actions of my goverment..
The Los Angeles Times
October 1, 2004
We Need an Exit Strategy, Not a Couscous Recipe
SS - KERRY ON REGIS & KELLY
CHYRON: DR. PHILIBUSTER
New Rule: Presidential candidates must have news conferences and cut out the appearances on daytime TV. There’s a reason they don’t call it Hardball with Kelly Ripa. I need to know our exit strategy for Iraq, not Dick Cheney’s recipe for cous-cous.
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This week, Dr. Phil aired an interview with President Bush and the first robot - lady. I wanted to record it, but I was afraid my Tivo would think I was a pussy. Especially at the end, when Dr. Phil made Bush act out his feelings toward North Korea with dolls.
What are we looking for these days from a candidate anyway: competence? Leadership? Ideas? No, we want to know how they feel. Thinking? Leave that to the Europeans. I want to know does George Bush still cry at the end of Charlotte’s Web when he listens to the book on tape, and if John Edwards and his wife still hold hands at the movies. Oh wait, that’s right, no I don’t wanna know insipid nonsense like that. I’m looking for a president, not a Lamaze partner.
I don’t need to know you gave CPR to a raccoon, or that your mom made you wear a skirt to school and told people you were Scots. I need to know that YOU KNOW Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, when are you going to have that “ah-ha” moment?
What is this longing for a regular guy in the highest office in the world? Presidents should be exceptional. John Kerry, for all his flaws, is an exceptional person, and president Bush - well, he’s a special person.
But do him the honor of letting him do what he was born to do - unite the Muslims against us - and put Jimmy Swaggart on the Supreme Court.
lets take a fuckin tally in your horriendous tour of office we have had so much happen that should have made ya wake and realize this inst the job for you..
1 9/11 happend under your watch
2 the so called war to find those mysterous weapons of who knows distruction
3 everyone in the world is pissed off at us
4 the country has no fuckin money left you blew it all on your shitty choices and bad moves makin your friends more money and fuckin us just a bit harder.
5 unemployment has never been higher in the century of time since you have been in office.
6 you cant even speak professionaly at gatherings .
I have to say whats your fuckin encore i mean we gonna blow up canada cause they give away free health insurance!!!
jesus christ i saw we all get together 1 nation 1 people and rally against BUSH!!! to give us his fuckin office and stand on live tv and appologize to the fuckin world for tryin to start world war 3 because he has a small penis.
Like Bill Maher says I'm Swiss and dammit I am to cause christ i am embarrassed by the actions of my goverment..
The Los Angeles Times
October 1, 2004
We Need an Exit Strategy, Not a Couscous Recipe
SS - KERRY ON REGIS & KELLY
CHYRON: DR. PHILIBUSTER
New Rule: Presidential candidates must have news conferences and cut out the appearances on daytime TV. There’s a reason they don’t call it Hardball with Kelly Ripa. I need to know our exit strategy for Iraq, not Dick Cheney’s recipe for cous-cous.
(TURN TO CAMERA)
This week, Dr. Phil aired an interview with President Bush and the first robot - lady. I wanted to record it, but I was afraid my Tivo would think I was a pussy. Especially at the end, when Dr. Phil made Bush act out his feelings toward North Korea with dolls.
What are we looking for these days from a candidate anyway: competence? Leadership? Ideas? No, we want to know how they feel. Thinking? Leave that to the Europeans. I want to know does George Bush still cry at the end of Charlotte’s Web when he listens to the book on tape, and if John Edwards and his wife still hold hands at the movies. Oh wait, that’s right, no I don’t wanna know insipid nonsense like that. I’m looking for a president, not a Lamaze partner.
I don’t need to know you gave CPR to a raccoon, or that your mom made you wear a skirt to school and told people you were Scots. I need to know that YOU KNOW Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, when are you going to have that “ah-ha” moment?
What is this longing for a regular guy in the highest office in the world? Presidents should be exceptional. John Kerry, for all his flaws, is an exceptional person, and president Bush - well, he’s a special person.
But do him the honor of letting him do what he was born to do - unite the Muslims against us - and put Jimmy Swaggart on the Supreme Court.