Katie's inevitably futile attempt a humor and fun that is bound to leave you feeling awkward
So what's up everyone?
Why the fuck does life suck so much?
Anyway. If anyone knows a nice, personable guy who's not bloated with his own ego, I really want to try going on a date with someone. I never have before, and I'd like to be able to say I at least tried it once. I hear it can be a fun experience, that most people have had at some point in their lives.
I will try not to be too picky, but I can't help being a LITTLE picky: the following are deal-breakers for me:
Unable to make small talk of any kind, aka. quiet and awkward
Likes to talk about himself constantly, thinking this will impress people
Strong, unpleasant body odor
Frequent burping, farting, or other unpleasant bodily functions
Excessive drug use
Doesn't like at least one of the following: Anime, D&D, videogames, art, fantasy, science fiction, literature, animals
constant cross-dressing (not that I mind it in a friend, but I couldn't date a guy who always looked like a girl)
Only looking for sex
Shorter than me
and the most important rule:
IS NOT A DOUCHE BAG.
Why the fuck does life suck so much?
Anyway. If anyone knows a nice, personable guy who's not bloated with his own ego, I really want to try going on a date with someone. I never have before, and I'd like to be able to say I at least tried it once. I hear it can be a fun experience, that most people have had at some point in their lives.
I will try not to be too picky, but I can't help being a LITTLE picky: the following are deal-breakers for me:
Unable to make small talk of any kind, aka. quiet and awkward
Likes to talk about himself constantly, thinking this will impress people
Strong, unpleasant body odor
Frequent burping, farting, or other unpleasant bodily functions
Excessive drug use
Doesn't like at least one of the following: Anime, D&D, videogames, art, fantasy, science fiction, literature, animals
constant cross-dressing (not that I mind it in a friend, but I couldn't date a guy who always looked like a girl)
Only looking for sex
Shorter than me
and the most important rule:
IS NOT A DOUCHE BAG.