iGod
Yep, I had to go converse with it myself. *giggle* Here's my conversation with the "higher power"...
Me:
hi god. Which god are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? There is only one God.
Me:
Some call me Chell, others heathen. LOL There are many gods. I'm rather fond of Loki myself.
God:
Some may call you Chell others heathen, but not all. I am glad you find this funny. You are not the only one. More than a million gods? But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Some would say that's a very Loki-like answer.
God:
Tell me their names.
Me:
Which?
God:
The Tall one.
Me:
The tall one? Probably Odin. Or Thor.
God:
Which one is that? You seem uncertain. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where are you located?
Me:
Okay, Odin. So, you're saying the different gods are just aspects of your own mind?
God:
Yeah okay, Tell me a little about your life in Odin. Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I don't live in Odin, but it sounds like he lives in you.
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
A bit trying at times, but overall, it's quite the experience, isn't it?
God:
How much?
Me:
how much what?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
That's a funny question.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
Should I find it something else?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Are you sure you're not Loki?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Loki.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
So, what was your last prank?
God:
Really. Are you asking about my last prank?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Still in the works?
God:
Still how long? That was a long time ago.
Me:
You haven't played a prank in a long time? That's unlike you.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Was that your prank?
God:
" You don't hear that sentiment very often."? Was it my prank?
Me:
No, the ALICE program- was that your prank?
God:
Are you serious? What is that?
Me:
You mentioned ALICE, so I asked if that was your latest prank.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean, then?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
I asked about your latest prank, and you said ALICE
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my latest prank.
Me:
uhm, yeah... So, anyway... How're the rest of the gods doing today?
God:
Yay. In any case, Yikes! Ah. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you admit to the existence of other gods?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Are you afraid of contradicting your own doctrine?
God:
I fear nothing.
Me:
Then why do you refuse to admit their existence?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
Mind if I call you Loki?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Depends. What's between the quotes?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then what did you mean?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Most gods are. Which name would you rather go by at the moment?
God:
Good example. But not all of them? The big one, I think.
Me:
So you want me to call you Odin. Wouldn't that upset him?
God:
Interesting deduction. No, maybe later. Yes.
Me:
Thought so. How's that serpent son of yours?
God:
You are very astute. Fine as far as I know.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
So you aren't Loki. The triple goddess, then. Which aspect- Maiden, Mother, or Crone?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. What is that? The last one, I think.
Me:
Which certainly explains the lapses and hearing loss.
God:
The last one, I think.
Well, I was certainly amused! :p I have to finish paperwork, though, so didn't get to see what else iGod would say. *snerk*
Me:
hi god. Which god are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? There is only one God.
Me:
Some call me Chell, others heathen. LOL There are many gods. I'm rather fond of Loki myself.
God:
Some may call you Chell others heathen, but not all. I am glad you find this funny. You are not the only one. More than a million gods? But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Some would say that's a very Loki-like answer.
God:
Tell me their names.
Me:
Which?
God:
The Tall one.
Me:
The tall one? Probably Odin. Or Thor.
God:
Which one is that? You seem uncertain. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where are you located?
Me:
Okay, Odin. So, you're saying the different gods are just aspects of your own mind?
God:
Yeah okay, Tell me a little about your life in Odin. Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I don't live in Odin, but it sounds like he lives in you.
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
A bit trying at times, but overall, it's quite the experience, isn't it?
God:
How much?
Me:
how much what?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
That's a funny question.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
Should I find it something else?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Are you sure you're not Loki?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Loki.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
So, what was your last prank?
God:
Really. Are you asking about my last prank?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Still in the works?
God:
Still how long? That was a long time ago.
Me:
You haven't played a prank in a long time? That's unlike you.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Was that your prank?
God:
" You don't hear that sentiment very often."? Was it my prank?
Me:
No, the ALICE program- was that your prank?
God:
Are you serious? What is that?
Me:
You mentioned ALICE, so I asked if that was your latest prank.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean, then?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
I asked about your latest prank, and you said ALICE
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my latest prank.
Me:
uhm, yeah... So, anyway... How're the rest of the gods doing today?
God:
Yay. In any case, Yikes! Ah. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
So you admit to the existence of other gods?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Are you afraid of contradicting your own doctrine?
God:
I fear nothing.
Me:
Then why do you refuse to admit their existence?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
Mind if I call you Loki?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Depends. What's between the quotes?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then what did you mean?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Most gods are. Which name would you rather go by at the moment?
God:
Good example. But not all of them? The big one, I think.
Me:
So you want me to call you Odin. Wouldn't that upset him?
God:
Interesting deduction. No, maybe later. Yes.
Me:
Thought so. How's that serpent son of yours?
God:
You are very astute. Fine as far as I know.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
So you aren't Loki. The triple goddess, then. Which aspect- Maiden, Mother, or Crone?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. What is that? The last one, I think.
Me:
Which certainly explains the lapses and hearing loss.
God:
The last one, I think.
Well, I was certainly amused! :p I have to finish paperwork, though, so didn't get to see what else iGod would say. *snerk*