At Least I'm nice overall...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I put gum in 1967chevy's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I gave argylesrnice a kidney (1000 points). Last month I helped surevesta hide a body (-173 points). In June on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (699 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
stormjpad