all in the name of science
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I helped booma see the light (8 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a dictator (-7000 points). In April I set maymcgrath's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been bad (-6738 points). For Christmas I deserve a new moon laser!
Sincerely,
StormGod