Fanmix: Kirk/Uhura
This is a 'fanmix' for Kirk and Uhura, I say it in inverted commas because I don't really ship them, except for the fact Chris and Zoe have insane amounts of chemistry together and they're both hot. However I do think Kirk and Uhura screwed whilst in the Academy so this is basically a sex mix, I guess.
Basically Uhura and Kirk are the textbook definition of fuck buddies. At some point she gave in and they fucked and there was nothing awkward or strange, it was just really really hot sex. Uhura teases Kirk. She's fierce and he's kinda just in awe of her and will do anything to get her off.
Short Skirt/Long Jacket // Cake - What Kirk likes about Uhura. She's smart, savvy, fierce and hot.
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
Why Don't We Get Drunk // Jimmy Buffett - Kirk suggests, Uhura laughs but files it away for future reference.
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw
Dance Like This // Wyclef Jean feat. Claudette O - Uhura can dance and she enjoys the attention from guys, particularly the look on Jim's face.
Hey girl, I can see your body movin' and it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea until I saw you dancin'
and when you walk up on the dance floor
Noobody could not ignore the way you move your body, girl
How Naked Are We Gonna Get // The Blow - A drunken, fumble in the alley after the club closes. Uhura knows she should regret it in the morning but turns out Kirk's the one with the talented tongue.
On beyond the bootstraps down
and the pants pulled off
'cause the chafe of the cloth
on beyond the summerset pout
that you place on their mouth
with a thought of the south
Woman // Maroon 5- Kirk keeps thinking about her, and wishing they could do it again. He's completely baffled because he normally doesn't do repeat performances.
Leaving your smell on my coat
Leaving your taste on my shoulder
I still fail to understand what it is about this woman
Cat Scratch Fever // Pantera - It's what Jim's got. He really thinks she should give him a chance to prove how good he can be.
Well, I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it, but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Sex Club // The Lovers - Uhura's had a long day and needs some relief and Jim Kirk is easy. Down and dirty sex in the dark, secluded back corner of a seedy bar.
We're turning the night
We're turning the night
Into a sex club
Into a sex cub
Into a sex club
It's Only Natural // Crowded House - Uhura tells Jim it's not going to happen again, and he explains they're both young, attractive people they should totally be having as much sex as possible. It's a surprisingly convincing argument. Uhura's only stipulation is it's utterly no strings, Jim's fine with that.
I want you to know I feel completely at ease
Read me like a book that's fallen down
Between your knees, please
Let me have my way with you
It's only natural that I should want to be there with you
It's only natural that you should feel the same way too
It's circumstantial, it's nothing written in the sky
And we don't even have to try
Get It On // Marc Bolan & T.Rex - They meet up in a club and wind up dancing together. Uhura's kind of impressed.
Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.
Come Here Boy // Imogen Heap - Uhura knows what she wants and goes after it, after all what's the point of having an arrangement if you can't take advantage of it?
Come here boy,
Oh come here boy,
Come here boy
Oh come here boy
I know that my face
Is only too familiar to your sleep
I can see it in your eyes
I can tell by your body heat
Drive // Melissa Ferrick - The first time they fuck in bed. Kirk has amazing stamina, she notes.
Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up
I'll hold you up
and drive you all night
I'll hold you up
and drive you baby till you feel the daylight
Kiwi // Maroon 5 - The refreshing thing about James Tiberius Kirk is that he loves going down. And he's really fucking good at it.
Sweet kiwi
Your juices dripping down my chin
So please, let me
Don’t stop it before it begins
So give it up, and don’t pretend
And spread your arms and legs across the bed
And when you shake, you won’t regret
The things I whisper in your ear
Striptease // Hawksley Workman - Jim has had a spectacularly shitty day. A class discusses evacuation procedures and uses the Kelvin as an example. Uhura thinks it's really out of the remit of their arrangement but he looks so broken, and nudity tends to cheer him up.
Striptease for me, baby
Striptease for me, baby
Striptease for me, baby
aaaah!
In a house by the tracks
I want, I want you back
In the dress that's faded black
I want you back, I want you back
All the ways my mother taught me how
I want, i want you now
In any place you'll allow
I want you now, I want you now
Sex On Fire // Kings Of Leon - Jim thinks Uhura might just be as good as him in bed. Either that or she's a quick study.
Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
Taste // Lorna Vallings - Uhura thinks it might have gone too far when she corners him in the library. She knows it's probably gone too far when she wishes him luck on his space walk later.
If I could have just a moment of you
Would I be wanting more?
If I could have just a taste of you
Would I be addicted?
If I could have just a touch of you
Could I tear myself away?
All Of The Above // Idina Menzel - It's Jim's birthday. Bones gets him an engraved compass from an antiques store. Uhura ties him up. It's no contest, really.
I can be your babysitter
(who let you stay up late)
Or your best friend's mother
(really hot date)
Or you favorite cousin
(she taught you how to french kiss)
Or Miss Finigan from health class
I'm a school girl in knee socks
(with pig-tails in her hair)
I'm Aphrodite for dinner
(or Linda Carter)
I'm rose petals
I'm ruby wine
And if you want
I'l be the president's wife
Closer // Nine Inch Nails - Jim frequently finds himself marvelling at how not at all vanilla Uhura is in bed.
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Abused // J. Englishman - Sometimes a hard, fast, dirty screw is all he wants. Sometimes he really enjoys being used. He's not sure what that says about his mental state but when Uhura bites his collarbone he stops giving a fuck.
It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with you
I really do well
So call me just another pretty face
Who's been a bad, bad boy
So put me in my place
Insatiable // Darren Hayes - Kirk finds himself caring about Uhura, sometimes they don't fuck, sometimes they just kiss, touch. Sometimes they just talk. That weirds him out a little, but he likes it too. She breaks it off without explanation a little over a year after it started. They don't talk much anymore, but sometimes she'll let him lean over and copy her answers.
We never sleep we're always holdin' hands
Kissin' for hours talkin' makin' plans
I feel like a better man
Just being in the same room
We never sleep there's just so much to do
Too much to say
Can't close my eyes when I'm with you
Insatiable the way I'm loving you
Bad Things // Jace Everett - One last time. After she's left and he's showering before his second attempt at the Kobayashi Maru he realises he still has no fucking clue what her first name is.
When you came in the air went out.
And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.
Zip File minus Woman
Basically Uhura and Kirk are the textbook definition of fuck buddies. At some point she gave in and they fucked and there was nothing awkward or strange, it was just really really hot sex. Uhura teases Kirk. She's fierce and he's kinda just in awe of her and will do anything to get her off.
Short Skirt/Long Jacket // Cake - What Kirk likes about Uhura. She's smart, savvy, fierce and hot.
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
Why Don't We Get Drunk // Jimmy Buffett - Kirk suggests, Uhura laughs but files it away for future reference.
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw
Dance Like This // Wyclef Jean feat. Claudette O - Uhura can dance and she enjoys the attention from guys, particularly the look on Jim's face.
Hey girl, I can see your body movin' and it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea until I saw you dancin'
and when you walk up on the dance floor
Noobody could not ignore the way you move your body, girl
How Naked Are We Gonna Get // The Blow - A drunken, fumble in the alley after the club closes. Uhura knows she should regret it in the morning but turns out Kirk's the one with the talented tongue.
On beyond the bootstraps down
and the pants pulled off
'cause the chafe of the cloth
on beyond the summerset pout
that you place on their mouth
with a thought of the south
Woman // Maroon 5- Kirk keeps thinking about her, and wishing they could do it again. He's completely baffled because he normally doesn't do repeat performances.
Leaving your smell on my coat
Leaving your taste on my shoulder
I still fail to understand what it is about this woman
Cat Scratch Fever // Pantera - It's what Jim's got. He really thinks she should give him a chance to prove how good he can be.
Well, I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it, but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Sex Club // The Lovers - Uhura's had a long day and needs some relief and Jim Kirk is easy. Down and dirty sex in the dark, secluded back corner of a seedy bar.
We're turning the night
We're turning the night
Into a sex club
Into a sex cub
Into a sex club
It's Only Natural // Crowded House - Uhura tells Jim it's not going to happen again, and he explains they're both young, attractive people they should totally be having as much sex as possible. It's a surprisingly convincing argument. Uhura's only stipulation is it's utterly no strings, Jim's fine with that.
I want you to know I feel completely at ease
Read me like a book that's fallen down
Between your knees, please
Let me have my way with you
It's only natural that I should want to be there with you
It's only natural that you should feel the same way too
It's circumstantial, it's nothing written in the sky
And we don't even have to try
Get It On // Marc Bolan & T.Rex - They meet up in a club and wind up dancing together. Uhura's kind of impressed.
Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.
Come Here Boy // Imogen Heap - Uhura knows what she wants and goes after it, after all what's the point of having an arrangement if you can't take advantage of it?
Come here boy,
Oh come here boy,
Come here boy
Oh come here boy
I know that my face
Is only too familiar to your sleep
I can see it in your eyes
I can tell by your body heat
Drive // Melissa Ferrick - The first time they fuck in bed. Kirk has amazing stamina, she notes.
Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up
I'll hold you up
and drive you all night
I'll hold you up
and drive you baby till you feel the daylight
Kiwi // Maroon 5 - The refreshing thing about James Tiberius Kirk is that he loves going down. And he's really fucking good at it.
Sweet kiwi
Your juices dripping down my chin
So please, let me
Don’t stop it before it begins
So give it up, and don’t pretend
And spread your arms and legs across the bed
And when you shake, you won’t regret
The things I whisper in your ear
Striptease // Hawksley Workman - Jim has had a spectacularly shitty day. A class discusses evacuation procedures and uses the Kelvin as an example. Uhura thinks it's really out of the remit of their arrangement but he looks so broken, and nudity tends to cheer him up.
Striptease for me, baby
Striptease for me, baby
Striptease for me, baby
aaaah!
In a house by the tracks
I want, I want you back
In the dress that's faded black
I want you back, I want you back
All the ways my mother taught me how
I want, i want you now
In any place you'll allow
I want you now, I want you now
Sex On Fire // Kings Of Leon - Jim thinks Uhura might just be as good as him in bed. Either that or she's a quick study.
Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
Taste // Lorna Vallings - Uhura thinks it might have gone too far when she corners him in the library. She knows it's probably gone too far when she wishes him luck on his space walk later.
If I could have just a moment of you
Would I be wanting more?
If I could have just a taste of you
Would I be addicted?
If I could have just a touch of you
Could I tear myself away?
All Of The Above // Idina Menzel - It's Jim's birthday. Bones gets him an engraved compass from an antiques store. Uhura ties him up. It's no contest, really.
I can be your babysitter
(who let you stay up late)
Or your best friend's mother
(really hot date)
Or you favorite cousin
(she taught you how to french kiss)
Or Miss Finigan from health class
I'm a school girl in knee socks
(with pig-tails in her hair)
I'm Aphrodite for dinner
(or Linda Carter)
I'm rose petals
I'm ruby wine
And if you want
I'l be the president's wife
Closer // Nine Inch Nails - Jim frequently finds himself marvelling at how not at all vanilla Uhura is in bed.
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Abused // J. Englishman - Sometimes a hard, fast, dirty screw is all he wants. Sometimes he really enjoys being used. He's not sure what that says about his mental state but when Uhura bites his collarbone he stops giving a fuck.
It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with you
I really do well
So call me just another pretty face
Who's been a bad, bad boy
So put me in my place
Insatiable // Darren Hayes - Kirk finds himself caring about Uhura, sometimes they don't fuck, sometimes they just kiss, touch. Sometimes they just talk. That weirds him out a little, but he likes it too. She breaks it off without explanation a little over a year after it started. They don't talk much anymore, but sometimes she'll let him lean over and copy her answers.
We never sleep we're always holdin' hands
Kissin' for hours talkin' makin' plans
I feel like a better man
Just being in the same room
We never sleep there's just so much to do
Too much to say
Can't close my eyes when I'm with you
Insatiable the way I'm loving you
Bad Things // Jace Everett - One last time. After she's left and he's showering before his second attempt at the Kobayashi Maru he realises he still has no fucking clue what her first name is.
When you came in the air went out.
And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.
Zip File minus Woman