More Entertaining Commentary for Your Amusement
In continuing messed up conversations between myself and
meishayuri, I bring you the latest addition of our demented minds. Please watch as these two wild minds are naturally drawn to and feed off of the wateringhole for insanity.
M: EEEEEEEEE! Squee! I am getting married to the most wonderful woman in the world! EEEEEEE!
S: OMG! I'm going to have to Tranq you everyday aren't I
M: Yep. I am so happy I'm going to explode.
S: **puts dart in pea shooter. You hear a soft, thung noise, and turn to see a woman with wild hair, face paint, with a small tube held up to her lips before you pass out**
M: ROFLMAO
S: Now here's the fun part. Depending on what mood I'm in, I can either take you back to the local tribe hanging on a stick and put you on a large rotisary, tie you up and put you in a canoe heading down a river that ends in a waterfall and see if the white devil really does have demon wings and can fly, or strip you down and put paint on your face and dress you as a native and watch the confused fun from a treetop when you wake up.
M: I wanna watch the confused fun. Have popcorn?
S: We do. Of course we do. But since you are the entertainment, you don't get any.
M: Why not? Buttery popcorn might be entertaining if you duct tape both hands to the bag.
S: Hmmm...you have a point. A whole mess of ideas have now entered my mind for prolonging and increasing my entertainment. Since you will be stripped down of all moderned appliances, you will basically be entering survivor zone. So I feel that it is up to me to give you your challenges. I know for sure that you will not be able to catch and eat any life prey. Not without a net, rod, gun, knife, etc. So I will strategically put thanksgiving dinner in various spots around the jungle. The catch is there is a puzzle inorder to get each one like, how do you grab the plate when it's siting on a spring which will release a net and then release poisoned darts while you are entangled and can't get away? Survivor meets Indiana Jones, coming to a theater near you.
Seriously, George Lucas should hire me.
M:ROFLMAO
Yeah, but would you move to Hollywood? And all those other writer b!tches will be cutthroat and nasty. It would be so much better to be Mini Me. You are doing an excellent job.