YEAH!!
*swish swish*
*tap tap*
For the first time in my life... I have seen the beauty! NO! the elegance of my feet!! As I stride step by step on the floor dancing to rhythm by the door... (wow I rhymed)XP I swayed to the rhythm of the the thing which I used to laugh at every single day of my life....
The Hip Hop Abs
Yes, the hip hop abs... The video which I have laughed ever since it first came out... I said to myself before... Wow! what a joke... what kind of loser would want to buy this?? After the first day that video came out... Yes, my mom got it... and I was like... uhmm okaaayy... time to retract my statement... It was like my face getting slammed by a dvd case... how was I suppose to know mama would buy a hip hop abs...o.O
But nevertheless... i refused to use this... laughing at the thought of people dancing to a genetically modified man with abs shaped like pandesal... seeing as this is just a hoax... a fraud... just something to make people shell out lunch money... I just continued my jogging regimen which i believed to be the most effective... Which really was... (I lost 5 lbs last summer*fishing*)
But anyways... due to my unfortunate school schedule... which has reduced my jogging regimen to a mere walking home from the mrt regimen... I am forced to do the unfortunate... the most dastardly of all the things i have done in my entire life... and it was...
to hip hop ab!!
yes friends, ladies and gentlemen... I have hitched myself to the HHA bandwagon!! (i still can't believe that i'm doing this)...but it was for a justified reason... after consulting with my tummy... as we had many rubs to think about it... and after much consideration that this was for a good cause! I have decided that i must make tummy smaller!!
My first duty was to sneak and grab my mom's copy of the dreaded video... As I slithered through my parents room.. checking plastic to plastic as to where the video was hidden... I heard a voice "Scott! Ano hinahanap mo?" I was like.... uhhh.... could I borrow your hip hop abs? *With a giant fake smile*
*wag na!* she says... *mahuhulog yung ilaw sa bigat mo eh*
My face turned pale... my tummy hid underneath my bosoms.... in reply, *ito oh!* my mom said...
And in quick desperation I hid in my room to try this new regimen...
As I turned on the video... I went in to my old rubber shoes trying to get into the feeling of exercise... With much surprise.. my feet were as gentle as a baby.... but i failed to consider one matter... my shoes were slippery... and so I slipped on my giant bed... (good thing it was giant)...
I then went up on my feet again... not discouraged... but a bit frazzled i tried the regimen again!
"one-two-three-four what am I counting for?" There was already music playing you dumb owl...
my exercise went on for 10 minutes and already i can feel my abs churning inside out... what do you expect... i couldn't even lift my legs to the side... o.O
somehow though... i managed to pull through... this time.. I sat... thinking bout the experience while rubbing my tummy... but to my surprise... my tummy disappeared!!O.O OMG!! from a big giant bowling ball to a fluffy marshmallow!! woohoo!! SUCCESS!!
I then went to my mom's room saying: AHA!! SEXY ko na noh?!?! effective pala ng hip hop abs... napapayat na ako kaagad!! WAHAHAHA
then in earnest reply my mom said.. sige nga! panoorin kita! di ako makapaniwala ang tahimik ng exercise mo eh!!
regin