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[storiesforboys]

I'M GOING TO VEGAS AND [GETTING DRUNK AND] MARRYING A CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND GETTING DIVORCED THE NEXT DAY.

SEE YOU ALL IN TOMORROW MORNING'S HEADLINES BYE.

Comments

[ex_lovejoyd]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i saw that in my aol welcome screen and was all "wtf?"

[storiesforboys]

mmmmhmm, let's just say this isn't one of britney's better days

[rosemarshmary]

Ooh, I'm glad you're warning me. Cause this is definitely headline material, and I don't want to be shocked while reading the papers. I have a weak heart, you know.

[storiesforboys]

and you thought the kiss with Madonna was shocking. but please don't hate me, I'm still trying to figure out who I am, y'know? it's like that song I didn't write, 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'

ps, the kiss wasn't my idea, I swear

[rosemarshmary]

Well, I could definitely tell that kiss was not staged at all. Totally spontaneous.

[xxmy_escapexx]

ohh, hello britney.

[storiesforboys]

sup boo

ps, buy my record! i need money for bad clothes

[sinisterfoxx]

hahahah, katie dear, you are too too much.

[elation_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
it was so funny when i heard about that yesterday&today.

[storiesforboys]

and i bet that somewhere out there, justin timberlake is laughing with the rest of the world
you so know that he is

[elation_]

of course!

[confusionisnext]

Two words: PUBLICITY STUNT

[storiesforboys]

I gotta show the world I'm over Justin, I mean why would I care about him? he's so last summer, I don't even think about him or his new girlfriend. I mean, look at her! she's old! I'm so much hotter than her, and better. but whatever, she can have him all to herself, because I definitely don't care about Justin anymore, okay?