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1. Load every mp3 on your hard drive into your media player of choice.
2. Press "Shuffle".
3. Note the first twenty songs that come up.
4. Quote a line from each and let your friends list guess the song.
01. "sixteen, clumsy, and shy, i went to london and i, i booked myself in at the ywca."
02. "i know the world's got problems, i've got problems of my own. not the kind that can't be solved with an atom bomb."
03. "you have the problem, it comes with our private jokes. when you're in a fury, laughter gets stuck in my throat."
04. "it's such a drag, time got the best of you, things you gave you say were taken, explanation piled over excuse."
05. "my girl is a little animal, she always wants to fuck. i can't find a reason why, i guess it's just my luck."
06. "stop this head motion, set the sails. you know all us boys gonna wind up in jail."
07. "i'm wearin’ myself a t-shirt that says 'the world is my ashtray.' our hearts pump dust and our hair's all grey."
08. "i'll be around, you were right about the stars. each one is a setting sun."
09. "i wanna have your baby, so you'll have to come inside me."
10. "as i walk through this wicked world, searching for light in the darkness of insanity. i ask myself is all hope lost? is there only pain and hatred, and misery?"
11. "you're a kid cassanova, you're a no-josep. it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death."
12. "making out with people i hardly know or like, i can't believe what i do late at night."
13. "you saw what you wanted, you took what you saw. we know how you got it, your method equals wipe out."
14. "got bitten fingernails and a head full of the past, and everybody's gone at last."
15. "cos you can run and have your fun, but don't come around when she gets home."
16. "i said, i said an intellectual genie. i'm making bullshit disappear like a hou-fucking-dini."
17. "and what do you make of nights when you thought you'd make much more than being to drunk to turn the lights out and too tired to drink more?"
18. "i've got my time machine, i've got my electronic dream."
19. "i'm gonna buy this place and burn it down, i'm gonna put it six feet underground."
20. "she puts the weights into my little heart, and she gets in my room and she takes it apart."
01. the smiths, "half a person"
02. black flag, "gimme gimme gimme"
03. yo la tengo, "the crying of lot g"
04. rites of spring, "by design"
05. the raveonettes, "little animal"
06. television, "friction"
07. modest mouse, "tiny cities made of ashes"
08. wilco, "jesus, etc."
09. the sick lipstick, "pretend i'm sleeping"
10. elvis costello and the attractions, "(what's so funny 'bout) peace, love, and understanding"
11. buzzcocks, "orgasm addict"
12. nada surf, "inside of love"
13. fugazi, "smallpox champion"
14. elliott smith, "no name no. 5"
15. the walkmen, "little house of savages"
16. julie ruin, "v.g.i."
17. ted leo and the pharmacists, "the high party"
18. dead boys, "sonic reducer"
19. coldplay, "a rush of blood to the head"
20. interpol, "obstacle 1"
2. Press "Shuffle".
3. Note the first twenty songs that come up.
4. Quote a line from each and let your friends list guess the song.
01. "sixteen, clumsy, and shy, i went to london and i, i booked myself in at the ywca."
02. "i know the world's got problems, i've got problems of my own. not the kind that can't be solved with an atom bomb."
03. "you have the problem, it comes with our private jokes. when you're in a fury, laughter gets stuck in my throat."
04. "it's such a drag, time got the best of you, things you gave you say were taken, explanation piled over excuse."
05. "my girl is a little animal, she always wants to fuck. i can't find a reason why, i guess it's just my luck."
06. "stop this head motion, set the sails. you know all us boys gonna wind up in jail."
07. "i'm wearin’ myself a t-shirt that says 'the world is my ashtray.' our hearts pump dust and our hair's all grey."
08. "i'll be around, you were right about the stars. each one is a setting sun."
09. "i wanna have your baby, so you'll have to come inside me."
10. "as i walk through this wicked world, searching for light in the darkness of insanity. i ask myself is all hope lost? is there only pain and hatred, and misery?"
11. "you're a kid cassanova, you're a no-josep. it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death."
12. "making out with people i hardly know or like, i can't believe what i do late at night."
13. "you saw what you wanted, you took what you saw. we know how you got it, your method equals wipe out."
14. "got bitten fingernails and a head full of the past, and everybody's gone at last."
15. "cos you can run and have your fun, but don't come around when she gets home."
16. "i said, i said an intellectual genie. i'm making bullshit disappear like a hou-fucking-dini."
17. "and what do you make of nights when you thought you'd make much more than being to drunk to turn the lights out and too tired to drink more?"
18. "i've got my time machine, i've got my electronic dream."
19. "i'm gonna buy this place and burn it down, i'm gonna put it six feet underground."
20. "she puts the weights into my little heart, and she gets in my room and she takes it apart."
01. the smiths, "half a person"
02. black flag, "gimme gimme gimme"
03. yo la tengo, "the crying of lot g"
04. rites of spring, "by design"
05. the raveonettes, "little animal"
06. television, "friction"
07. modest mouse, "tiny cities made of ashes"
08. wilco, "jesus, etc."
09. the sick lipstick, "pretend i'm sleeping"
10. elvis costello and the attractions, "(what's so funny 'bout) peace, love, and understanding"
11. buzzcocks, "orgasm addict"
12. nada surf, "inside of love"
13. fugazi, "smallpox champion"
14. elliott smith, "no name no. 5"
15. the walkmen, "little house of savages"
16. julie ruin, "v.g.i."
17. ted leo and the pharmacists, "the high party"
18. dead boys, "sonic reducer"
19. coldplay, "a rush of blood to the head"
20. interpol, "obstacle 1"