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That's it! Enough! I've had it with this glorified season! Down with the decks of holly and harks of angels! I'm sick of the lights and carols and bells and whistles! Trees were never this important! Neither were stars! Or small Muggle children!
It's happening. Out there. On this very night. Sugarplums and sweetmeats and lying snug in their beds. And they're hanging their stockings.
With care!
Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here! I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming, uh, now.
And the words! The words are the worst part. If people couldn't able to see the words "Christmas", well, they wouldn't have any idea what is going on! Muggles can't think for themselves, me knows, and they will be unable to find any emotional connection without the commercial direction.
Aha!
It's simple! It's easy! It's genius!
Evil Plot #410
Nickname: War on Christmas
Steps: 3
Materials: Holly, dates, various spirits, frozen.
Minions: 25
Evil ranking: 2000+
Cut dates into 31 pieces, then cover with holly. Crush spirits beneath mixture. Serve cold.
War! War I say! Ahahahahahah! Ahahahahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahahaachem. Yes.
It's happening. Out there. On this very night. Sugarplums and sweetmeats and lying snug in their beds. And they're hanging their stockings.
With care!
Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here! I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming, uh, now.
And the words! The words are the worst part. If people couldn't able to see the words "Christmas", well, they wouldn't have any idea what is going on! Muggles can't think for themselves, me knows, and they will be unable to find any emotional connection without the commercial direction.
Aha!
It's simple! It's easy! It's genius!
Evil Plot #410
Nickname: War on Christmas
Steps: 3
Materials: Holly, dates, various spirits, frozen.
Minions: 25
Evil ranking: 2000+
Cut dates into 31 pieces, then cover with holly. Crush spirits beneath mixture. Serve cold.
War! War I say! Ahahahahahah! Ahahahahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahahaachem. Yes.