It must be time for a party!

[slytherinthingy]

Happy Birthday, Pansy darling!I hope your day was wonderful and exciting.

And if my eyes did not deceive me earlier today, I think Boot made your day more than spectacular. How lovely for you!
No. I'm not jealous. I am happy for you. Besides, Ravenclaws are infinitely better than Hufflepuffs. They are

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[hufflepuff4life]

WHAT?

[slytherinthingy]

.....is there a problem, Justin? You've repeated yourself quite a few times now.

[hufflepuff4life]

I think I'm in shock.

Is there a type of shock where one breaks things?

[slytherinthingy]

I know there is a type of shock where your eyes pop out of your head...

[hufflepuff4life]

Electrocution? No, that's not it.

My eyes are fine.

My fist and wall, less so.

[slytherinthingy]

Well then I would recommend possibly having a turn at professional boxing or maybe this. I think they like to hit things with their fists. Or to deal with shock. It might be better for your possessions and your room (not to mention your mates) if you went a bit in this direction rather than be quite so destructive.

[hufflepuff4life]

I think I have a better idea.

[slytherinthingy]

Oh, do you now? Dare I ask?

[hufflepuff4life]

No.

[slytherinthingy]

FINE. I didn't want to know anyway. Though I'm sure I will see the evidence soon.

[hufflepuff4life]

In all honesty, I'm too stunned to stand up, let alone track down and kill Boot.

I don't really think I'd make a good murderer, anyway.

Plus, I really should get this hand looked at. I'm fairly sure it's broken.