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[potter_mouth]

YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME BEFORE.  I'M HARRY POTTER.  VOLDEMORT (YEAH, I SAID HIS NAME) TRIED TO KILL ME WHEN I WAS A BABY AND I LIVED, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE DID KILL MY PARENTS, LEAVING ME SADLY ORPHANED, BUT WITH A LOT OF MONEY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  WHAT BETTER, NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED MANHOOD, THAN TO CHANNEL MY POWERS AND MY FINANCES

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[terryclothrags]

Wow. This sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.

[dracoisyourking]

Mrow.

[terryclothrags]

Draco, are you feeling alright? When you lost all that weight, did you misplace your mind as well? Draco, try to remember: where did you last see your brain?

[potter_mouth]

I HAVE CATEGORICAL EVIDENCE THAT HE NEVER HAD A BRAIN TO BEGIN WITH.

[potter_mouth]

BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE TOM RIDDLE ORPHAN SHELTER?

[terryclothrags]

Oddly enough, it almost makes the Tom Riddle Orphan Shelter sound like a reasonable idea. Almost.

If I ever have an orphan in Little Hangleton, I think I will make him a street urchin. That is probably safest.

[potter_mouth]

YOU'RE FULL OF LIES. MY ORPHAN SHELTER WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER.