What makes a Hero?

Apr 27, 2008 14:10

Today I was craving a 5 dollar foot long so I headed to the local subway. While I was in line an 8 or 9 year old boy came in and said he was just looking. In reality this criminal mastermind was going to attempt a raisin heist. He acted as if he was reading the nutritional facts on the two boxes of raisins and when the cashier looked the other way BAMN into the pocket they went.

I thought about shooting him but there wasn't a gun around. Instead I said "hey buddy those aren't yours you better put them back". I was ready for the fight...I was going to pop him in the grill and then work the body. Apparently big man was intimidated by my massive guns, dropped the merch and ran out of there.

Chalk one up to the vigilante. Not in my town evil doer's.

really happened but don't take me seriou

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