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Today we salute you, Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week. As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library, doped up on Starbucks and Adderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia and involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you've checked your buddy list and Facebook wall 800 times Winter break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Coors Light, tyrant of test-taking, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
Write the first sentence of each entry of the month.
Jan: Ah. So this is the beginning of 06.
(Hey! I actually fulfilled my new year's resolution!!)
Feb: It's the one thing you can't control. You can't delay it. You can't run away from it. My bangs have inevitably grown out, and tomorrow I will inevitably turn nineteen.
(Not one sentence, whatever.)
March: There comes a point where it's just too late for it to even matter.
April: You know, I applied to transfer just so I didn't regret not doing it.
May: Doug Mirabelli is BACK
and brought good luck with him
because tonight's game was AH-MAZE-INGGG.
Fuck the Yankees.
June: So my Mom is a large in Taiwan.
July: Even though I work half a day I'm so exhausted with the constant working.
August: Tina Boaz amazes me.
September: Today was the perfect day to end this summer.
October: i'm not sure if what happened last night really happened at all.
November: i'm a fermata. hold me, please. =)
December: Saturday Peter and I went shopping with his lovely discounts
10 Weird Things/Habits About myself
1. I can only write in blue ink taking notes, taking tests. Writing in black ink makes me cringe.
2. When I have a bad night/pull an all nighter, I have to dress up the next day.
3. I always have at least three glasses of water when I go out to eat.
4. When I get really bored with my life, I do something with my hair (cut it, dye it)
5. I can't eat cereal and milk together.
6. I can't go out even if it's for two seconds without eyeliner on. (I'm trying to change!)
7. If i see an ingrown hair on me, I have to tweeze it out even if I bleed.
8. I can never start my work early even if I try, but once I get down to it, I'm a machine.
9. Whenever a boy talks to me and I look at his mouth, I wonder what it'd be like to kiss him, even if I'm not attracted to him at all.
10. I can't sleep in long sleeved shirts.
Write the first sentence of each entry of the month.
Jan: Ah. So this is the beginning of 06.
(Hey! I actually fulfilled my new year's resolution!!)
Feb: It's the one thing you can't control. You can't delay it. You can't run away from it. My bangs have inevitably grown out, and tomorrow I will inevitably turn nineteen.
(Not one sentence, whatever.)
March: There comes a point where it's just too late for it to even matter.
April: You know, I applied to transfer just so I didn't regret not doing it.
May: Doug Mirabelli is BACK
and brought good luck with him
because tonight's game was AH-MAZE-INGGG.
Fuck the Yankees.
June: So my Mom is a large in Taiwan.
July: Even though I work half a day I'm so exhausted with the constant working.
August: Tina Boaz amazes me.
September: Today was the perfect day to end this summer.
October: i'm not sure if what happened last night really happened at all.
November: i'm a fermata. hold me, please. =)
December: Saturday Peter and I went shopping with his lovely discounts
10 Weird Things/Habits About myself
1. I can only write in blue ink taking notes, taking tests. Writing in black ink makes me cringe.
2. When I have a bad night/pull an all nighter, I have to dress up the next day.
3. I always have at least three glasses of water when I go out to eat.
4. When I get really bored with my life, I do something with my hair (cut it, dye it)
5. I can't eat cereal and milk together.
6. I can't go out even if it's for two seconds without eyeliner on. (I'm trying to change!)
7. If i see an ingrown hair on me, I have to tweeze it out even if I bleed.
8. I can never start my work early even if I try, but once I get down to it, I'm a machine.
9. Whenever a boy talks to me and I look at his mouth, I wonder what it'd be like to kiss him, even if I'm not attracted to him at all.
10. I can't sleep in long sleeved shirts.