[030] Ethics? WHAT ARE THOSE? // Voice
Thank you, everybody, for your responses to my last line of questions. The diversity on board the Barge never ceases to amaze me.
And regarding the recent warden meetings... when will we be privy to any outcomes or changes?
[Private to DESTRO! DESTRO AND THE BARONESS!]
The first wave of testing is complete. A handful of subjects died due to... complications that resulted in massive cerebral hemorrhaging, but aside from that setback, the nanomites appear to work quite harmoniously with their surviving hosts. Of course, human test subjects would be ideal in determining the true effectiveness of the nanomites; however, that's just... wishful thinking at the moment. Unless, of course, you've found volunteers.
While something as sophisticated as the Neo-Viper Program remains out of our reach for the time being, I believe I can program the nanomites to mimic the particular biological and physiological characteristics of some of our more unique passengers. The applications would be endless.
[And, attached, is a video documenting the cuuuuute widdle mice reacting to the nanomite injections, along with his creepy narration/observation/whatever. Some squeal in pain and succumb to a hideous death, while others display increased agility and blahblah MOVIE SCIENCE.]
I'm sure it goes without saying that you should purge the files from your computers once you've finished reviewing my notes.
[Private to Armand]
Your journal is on paper, right? Destroy all traces of our last correspondence. Tear it up, burn it, just be sure nobody can put it back together.
...
And the same obviously goes for this one.
[Private to Wichita]
Let's get away from all this. Let's go... I don't know, swimming or something?
[Private to Aziraphale]
We spoke of creation earlier... Can you bring an animal onto the Barge? [YEAH FUCK YOU, ARMAND, HE'S PLOTTING.]
[Private to Ana]
Could you do me a favor?
[OOC: HEY GUYS, I KNOW I FAILED BIG TIME KEEPING UP WITH THE WARDEN DEBATE. If you want, I can post a bunch of VOTE NOW BITCHES tags into it and stick up an OOC post when that's done, so we can try to make some policy changes... IF YOU WANT.]
And regarding the recent warden meetings... when will we be privy to any outcomes or changes?
[Private to DESTRO! DESTRO AND THE BARONESS!]
The first wave of testing is complete. A handful of subjects died due to... complications that resulted in massive cerebral hemorrhaging, but aside from that setback, the nanomites appear to work quite harmoniously with their surviving hosts. Of course, human test subjects would be ideal in determining the true effectiveness of the nanomites; however, that's just... wishful thinking at the moment. Unless, of course, you've found volunteers.
While something as sophisticated as the Neo-Viper Program remains out of our reach for the time being, I believe I can program the nanomites to mimic the particular biological and physiological characteristics of some of our more unique passengers. The applications would be endless.
[And, attached, is a video documenting the cuuuuute widdle mice reacting to the nanomite injections, along with his creepy narration/observation/whatever. Some squeal in pain and succumb to a hideous death, while others display increased agility and blahblah MOVIE SCIENCE.]
I'm sure it goes without saying that you should purge the files from your computers once you've finished reviewing my notes.
[Private to Armand]
Your journal is on paper, right? Destroy all traces of our last correspondence. Tear it up, burn it, just be sure nobody can put it back together.
...
And the same obviously goes for this one.
[Private to Wichita]
Let's get away from all this. Let's go... I don't know, swimming or something?
[Private to Aziraphale]
We spoke of creation earlier... Can you bring an animal onto the Barge? [YEAH FUCK YOU, ARMAND, HE'S PLOTTING.]
[Private to Ana]
Could you do me a favor?
[OOC: HEY GUYS, I KNOW I FAILED BIG TIME KEEPING UP WITH THE WARDEN DEBATE. If you want, I can post a bunch of VOTE NOW BITCHES tags into it and stick up an OOC post when that's done, so we can try to make some policy changes... IF YOU WANT.]