[176] HISSSSSS [Voice/Video]
[Rex sounds tired, because blahblah crappy month, recovering etc.] When I was a kid, I used to try to watch a horror movie each week of October to get ready for Halloween. Monster movies, a few slashers sometimes. As I got older, I preferred horror movies with a scientific angle. Cronenberg's, especially.
I never cared for ghosts or black magic or any of the supernatural stories. There was nothing scary about something so completely unfounded in reality. It would be like being afraid of the Tooth Fairy. Monsters, at least, had their roots in our fear of the primal. They're inspired by animals and predators: their strength, ferocity.
For obvious reasons, this little tradition ended up falling by the wayside. [BECAUSE HE GOT BLOWN UP.] And now Halloween's come and gone, and I'm sure we've all had quite enough of ghouls and monsters.
[Buuuuut...]
But I just found this on my hard drive, so what the hell. I completely forgot I had this movie. Happy belated Halloween.
[Now the communicator switches to video. ENJOY A FREE SHOWING OF THE CLASSIC HORROR MASTERPIECE HISSS. Yes. HISSS. With three s's.]
[OOC: I'm so sorry for inflicting this movie on you. But I'm in a tremendously bad mood from my shitty internet being almost completely nonfunctional today (haha I got disconnected like five times while writing this, after four hours of the net being completely dead) and my neverending migraine, SO I WANT TO SPREAD PAIN VIA HISSS (warning, this clip contains attempted rape and, since it's a horror movie, body horror and violence). ENJOY THIS TERRIBLE FILM ON YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX (spoiler alert: it contains snake sex)]
I never cared for ghosts or black magic or any of the supernatural stories. There was nothing scary about something so completely unfounded in reality. It would be like being afraid of the Tooth Fairy. Monsters, at least, had their roots in our fear of the primal. They're inspired by animals and predators: their strength, ferocity.
For obvious reasons, this little tradition ended up falling by the wayside. [BECAUSE HE GOT BLOWN UP.] And now Halloween's come and gone, and I'm sure we've all had quite enough of ghouls and monsters.
[Buuuuut...]
But I just found this on my hard drive, so what the hell. I completely forgot I had this movie. Happy belated Halloween.
[Now the communicator switches to video. ENJOY A FREE SHOWING OF THE CLASSIC HORROR MASTERPIECE HISSS. Yes. HISSS. With three s's.]
[OOC: I'm so sorry for inflicting this movie on you. But I'm in a tremendously bad mood from my shitty internet being almost completely nonfunctional today (haha I got disconnected like five times while writing this, after four hours of the net being completely dead) and my neverending migraine, SO I WANT TO SPREAD PAIN VIA HISSS (warning, this clip contains attempted rape and, since it's a horror movie, body horror and violence). ENJOY THIS TERRIBLE FILM ON YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX (spoiler alert: it contains snake sex)]