[168] The TMI, IT BURNS. // Voice.

[stopthat_destro]

[Through gritted teeth:] Please, please, please stop talking about your sex lives or lack thereof.

[Pause. He lets out a frustrated growl.]

THIS IS LIKE BEING BACK IN THE ARMY!

[~Dramatic flounce~]

[OOC: NOPE, Rex isn't affected. But feel free to be horribly TMI with him, affected people.]

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[hatestriangles]

Tell me about it, it's like the fucking locker rooms in here.

[stopthat_destro]

I can't believe how much the wardens think about this. It's like they came to the Barge to get laid.

[hatestriangles]

You'd have to be stupid to come to this place to look for someone to fuck; basically everyone's crazy.

[stopthat_destro]

And yet these are the people in charge of us. No wonder this place is so dysfunctional. [CLEARLY, that has nothing to do with the inmates, who totally aren't sex obsessed.]

[hatestriangles]

At least your warden isn't making public posts about beating off. [OH WHOOPS, AWKWARD, YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. SORRY BRO. :|]

[stopthat_destro]

No, mine's just taken a sudden and disturbing interest in my sex life.

I don't want to think about Arthur doing... that.

[hatestriangles]

Neither do I. Trust me.

[...]

Man, I'm so glad I caught a break this time. Disturbing as it is to hear this crap from other people, it'd be worse to be the one saying it.

[stopthat_destro]

Yeah, I wonder how the fallout will be this time. "That wasn't me!" doesn't really work.

But at least nobody's declaring their feelings out in song this time.

[hatestriangles]

My money's on a healthy "Let's never speak of that again." from just about everyone.

And... song?

[stopthat_destro]

If only that was enough to wipe the memories of warden sex talk clean...

A year ago, just about, there was a flood that made people spontaneously burst into song, usually about what they were thinking or feeling. I sang Marilyn Manson.

[hatestriangles]

Hey, Manson's not all that bad. In a whiny teenager way. Though... I'm guessing it was an in-all-seriousness, this-is-how-I-actually-feel thing, right?

And stop mentioning it, man--you'll forget it faster.

[stopthat_destro]

I was just... very angry that day. [UUUUUNDERSTATEMENT.]

True.

[hatestriangles]

And you couldn't think of anything harder than Marylin Manson?

[stopthat_destro]

I didn't get to pick the song! And besides, I don't think I've listened to anything harder than... Nine Inch Nails before.

[hatestriangles]

...Jesus Christ.

[stopthat_destro]

What?