[165] INMATE SURVEY // Voice.

[stopthat_destro]

[Filtered to Inmates]
If you had the wardens' collective ear... If they had to listen to you, really listen to you, not just give you the usual lip service... What would you demand from them? Escape is an obvious answer, of course, but beyond that? If you had the power to change the system... What would you do?

[OOC: SORRY ABOUT THE REX SPAM. I

Comments

[veni_vidi_valui]

A means by which to communicate with those back home.

[stopthat_destro]

Interesting. Do you think the wardens could actually push for something like that? It's definitely possible, considering the occasional glitches we see in the Network...

[veni_vidi_valui]

It would be nice to think so.

A lion pit would not go amiss, either - and I do miss the use of slaves.

[stopthat_destro]

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You could always try the CES for that lion pit.

[veni_vidi_valui]

That would rather defeat the purpose.

[stopthat_destro]

Well, it's equally as absurd.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Not at all. It's perfectly reasonable entertainment.

I also sorely miss Roman cuisine and, really, every household should have at least one decent-sized penis on display... I hardly ever see a good example of phallic manhood on show around here.

It really is doing us a cultural disservice!

[stopthat_destro]

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[REX IS STARTING TO SEE WHY PAST RIOTS HAVE FAILED. Good thing he's not planning one.]

I'm sure if you asked somebody, they'd be all too happy to show off their phallic manhood.

It's inevitable, Rexlet... Look who you're written by. :D

[veni_vidi_valui]

Not your own, silly boy!

It's a status symbol... But since we don't have a slave market, we can't very well purchase one for the purpose, can we?

And while we're at it, having my property taken away and being denied weapons for personal protection is hardly conducive to a fulfilling environment.

NOOOO!

[stopthat_destro]

I wasn't volunteering mine!

...

Right. I agree, at least, on that. Some people have built in weapons, while the rest of us have to make due. [Pause.] But I don't think they'll ever agree to handing out weapons. They don't see it that way.

ILU XD

[veni_vidi_valui]

Well... I wouldn't necessarily object.

But, yes. It's rather irresponsible of them, isn't it? Just because some talents lay in the wielding of blades and others in teeth or spells... Why should we be discriminated against?

[stopthat_destro]

I WOULD.

[Hm.] It is. But I don't know how to convince them-- I just don't see it working unless we arm ourselves without their knowledge. [But that would defeat his NONVIOLENT PROTEST plan.]

[veni_vidi_valui]

It's what I had to make do with, before.

[stopthat_destro]

What, arming yourself? [OR LOOKING AT INMATES' PEENS. He's not quite sure which she means.]

TECHNICALLY BOTH

[veni_vidi_valui]

Yes. Sharp things and the like... They're easy enough to get ahold of, if need be.

And saved my life where my supposedly protected jailer could not, while trapped in that land of reptilian monstrosities.