[134] ANOTHER ROUND OF SNAKE FACTS // Video.

May 12, 2011 23:01

[IT'S SNAKE STORYTELLING TIME AGAIN. Rex is enjoying some more quality time with Tiamat draped around his shoulders, because she's basically the only thing he really cares about.]

There's a theory among some scientists that all snakes are venomous to a degree. Yes... [He turns to look Tiamat in the eyes, smiling with fondness.] all of them. It isn't an unfounded idea, really. [Running a finger along Tiamat's scales gently.] Self centered as we are, we only classify the ones whose bites can do us harm as 'venomous'. But if all snakes evolved from a common ancestor-- the very one that gave rise to the Gila monster and other venomous lizards-- then perhaps, even those 'harmless' snakes still retain that... [Chuckle] special bite. No wonder people are practically hard-wired to fear them.

And yet, the Greeks and Romans still believed in their capacity to heal. The Aesculapian snake was thought to carry healing properties in its tongue. [He strokes the snake again.] Just one touch, and it could alleviate your suffering. So trusted was the snake that the Romans would simply import them to their temples, rather than the Greek healers themselves.

[He pauses.]

What with all the talk of weapons lately, I was just thinking about it, this theory that all snakes, at one point, could potentially kill with a bite. And how... there's another side to them, too.

[Frowning. He doesn't quite like how that comes out.]

I don't know. There was no deeper point. It's just the usual... [He waves a dismissive hand.] Barge boredom talking.

[SHUTTING OFF NOW.]

acting normal, snakes lolololll, not happy.

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