[101] Being evil takes practice. // Video.

[stopthat_destro]

[The camera clicks on, suddenly and without warning, thanks to a lab mouse-- or, well, specifically, an electric lab mouse, because Rex BRILLIANTLY left the communicator too close to its cage, and the mouse's electrical pulses just... whatever, fake science, it turned on the communicator. Consider this revenge for the animal testing, Rex

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HAVE SOME DWIGHT! <3

[breadispoisoned]

COBRA COMMANDER! You will always lose to the Joes!

ohhh my god i laughed so hard

[darknessb4me]

I LOVE DWIGHT

[stopthat_destro]

[His head snaps up and he puts the mask back on, voice still all Chris Latta.] What?! Who are-- you don't know what you're talking about; go away!

[Click. Then a few moments later, the video suddenly turns on again.]

And no, I won't!

:D

[breadispoisoned]

I'm Dwight K. Schrute, volunteer sheriff deputy for Lackawanna County and Assistant to the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

AND a purple belt.

You're never a match for the Joes! You always tell them your plan!

[stopthat_destro]

Oh, impressive. That's so impressive. I mean, I'm only a mere Commander, and here you are, Assistant to the Regional Manager and--

I do not!

[breadispoisoned]

YES YOU DO!

[stopthat_destro]

I have never. [AFTER ALL, ZARTAN'S STILL IN THE WHITE HOUSE-- but okay, so he maybe spilled some other stuff to Duke.]

[breadispoisoned]

You always do, COBRA COMMANDERRRRR!