[065] MORE SNAKE FACTS. // Video

[stopthat_destro]

[And retroactively locked from Wichita to prevent moooore weirdness]["Wichita's" fiddling with the communicator for a moment, then sets it on the desk and backs up. He's swaying and has what looks like a nearly-empty bottle of wine dangling in his hand, which is a pretty horrible idea, since he's recently deceased, OH WELL. Ana's just lounging on

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Sorry, Rex. Crane's got his trollface on today.

[doctor_j_crane]

Your drunken rambling is rather inane, but I agree with the central point. Relationships are something people assume is necessary, to the extent of thinking that animals have the same delusion. In reality long term relationships mean nothing.

Perhaps your friend left to avoid one.

It's okay, Rex would do the same to him!

[stopthat_destro]

People are ssstupid.

...

No, she didn't! We didn't talk about those... things. It was never on the table!

The barge creates such positive interactions. <333

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes, they are. The barge also seems to have a special talent for picking up people who have been scraped from the very bottom of the barrel.

At the very least you had good communication. The Admiral probably took her just to make you miserable.

It is a Barge of ~friendship~

[stopthat_destro]

Especially the Wardens.

He definitely, definitely... did. I hate him.

The Admiral/wardens: a force to unite most inmates.

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes, the wardens in particular.

I did make that fear gas bomb partially to anger him. Considering he spared me from this flood, I don't think it worked.

Until another inmate goes on a killing spree :c

[stopthat_destro]

You-- I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU!

This may be why large inmate revolts don't happen often (if at all?)

[doctor_j_crane]

I may have created the fear gas, but at the end of the day I'm not responsible for your lack of self preservation skills.

It's happened once!

[stopthat_destro]

You drugged me. I couldn't use my self preservation skills!

...Awesome. :D

[doctor_j_crane]

I drugged you, I didn't tie you up or set you on fire.

[stopthat_destro]

Okay, shhh, I'm going to let you in on a ssssecret:

[SHOUTING!]

HALLUCINOGENS. IMPAIR. JUDGMENT.

[doctor_j_crane]

Only if you have poor judgement to begin with. Never underestimate the potential of will power.

The shouting is quite unnecessary.

[stopthat_destro]

Willpower is nothing in the face of powerful mind-altering chemicals [OR COUGHCOUGH NANOMITES] and you know it.

[doctor_j_crane]

Would you like a prize for that awe inspiring revelation?

[stopthat_destro]

Yes. I want a prize.

[doctor_j_crane]

What would you like as your prize?

[stopthat_destro]

For you to admit that you're a terrible psychiatrist who should seek a new profession.