i'm so excited, i haven't spoken...
oooooooooooook. so, yes, i am alive. yes, i am well. yes, i am updating.
i've decided to try and sell myself on ebay, just to see what happens. here's what i think my description/ad thing will be:
full name: lindsey nicole ribble.
up for purchase because she wants to live on the wild side. really hott/sexy, super body, wonderful smile, great features. is a soccer and basketball player and an accomplished piano, percussion, and flute player. age 14, but don't let that stop you. she's incredibly mature and smart for her age.
good in bed and comes fully equipped.
i will accept PayPal or money or credit card. or anything. like shoes and clothing and cd's.
no shipping insurance offered.
shipping: $5.25- anywhere in the continental US.
bidding starts at:$60.00
buy it now for:$25.00
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha- i crack myself up. i think i'm also going to run an ad in the personals and put someone else's number down. like jessie's. so women who want vacuum cleaneres and her hott body can call.
on the flip side...life's been good. school is cool. makin some new friends, having a great time. i'm starting to like high school.
went to the state fair last weekend with jessica and andy. awesome time that. really super cool.
my soccer team is 3-0 (and patrick reffed my last game- anna, you should have come). [no, not patrick nard/anna gest for all you klms people]. and k-ville high is 5-0 i think. maybe it's 4-0. playing landstown this friday at k-ville. be there. gonna be a good game.
that's about it.
i miss you.
WAIT! how could i forget! anna and amanda and i bought libido [which is your sex drive] enhancing chocolates for men and fed them to random guys [i.e. patrick donovan and ali's boyfriend (matt?)] at lunch. and ate them ourselves...but i don't think they affected me much. anyway, that was mucho funny.
so for real now.
love you.
laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [because it's cooler with more r's, right stacey?]
i've decided to try and sell myself on ebay, just to see what happens. here's what i think my description/ad thing will be:
full name: lindsey nicole ribble.
up for purchase because she wants to live on the wild side. really hott/sexy, super body, wonderful smile, great features. is a soccer and basketball player and an accomplished piano, percussion, and flute player. age 14, but don't let that stop you. she's incredibly mature and smart for her age.
good in bed and comes fully equipped.
i will accept PayPal or money or credit card. or anything. like shoes and clothing and cd's.
no shipping insurance offered.
shipping: $5.25- anywhere in the continental US.
bidding starts at:$60.00
buy it now for:$25.00
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha- i crack myself up. i think i'm also going to run an ad in the personals and put someone else's number down. like jessie's. so women who want vacuum cleaneres and her hott body can call.
on the flip side...life's been good. school is cool. makin some new friends, having a great time. i'm starting to like high school.
went to the state fair last weekend with jessica and andy. awesome time that. really super cool.
my soccer team is 3-0 (and patrick reffed my last game- anna, you should have come). [no, not patrick nard/anna gest for all you klms people]. and k-ville high is 5-0 i think. maybe it's 4-0. playing landstown this friday at k-ville. be there. gonna be a good game.
that's about it.
i miss you.
WAIT! how could i forget! anna and amanda and i bought libido [which is your sex drive] enhancing chocolates for men and fed them to random guys [i.e. patrick donovan and ali's boyfriend (matt?)] at lunch. and ate them ourselves...but i don't think they affected me much. anyway, that was mucho funny.
so for real now.
love you.
laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [because it's cooler with more r's, right stacey?]