life is like a box of livejournals

[hyperbole]

hypothetical situation:

a genie offers to stop livejournal, but says that thousands of innocent people will die in the process.

what do you do?

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do we get to pick the thousands

[hyperbole]

don't ask me, i'm not a fucking genie.

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o ok

ur hypothetical situation needs work

[hyperbole]

so does this community.

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yeah u are rite i dont spend enough time on my farcical live journal community

i am sad now this is me being sad:

:(

This isnt farcical THIS IS REALITY

[thug_watch]

Ask jibberish_joe

You aren't sad, you are HOT

What would happen if there were no such things as hypothetical questions?

[nonentity_bob]

I mean you do know that killhamster is STEVEN?