Aug 04, 2005 16:07
Well i'm kinda bored right now so i found this sweet quote page and thought i'd put a few up here....
Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. ~Phyllis Diller
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" ~Robin Williams
Just thought those were really cute....