bored....

Aug 04, 2005 16:07


Well i'm kinda bored right now so i found this sweet quote page and thought i'd put a few up here....

Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.  ~Jack Handey

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.  ~Homer Simpson

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.  ~Phyllis Diller

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.  ~Japanese Proverb

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  ~Dave Barry

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"  ~Robin Williams

Just thought those were really cute....

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