and remember kids babies are just hand held fuck toys for priests and youth soccer coaches

[stopititches]

i thought of that while taking a crap not 10 minutes ago. then I was rudely interupted by the always devious always evil Mexican Cleaing Gnomes that roam the bathrooms of Speare Hall. I hope they choke on their squeegies and detergent.

whats sadis that i posted not 20 minutes ago

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Tan lines

[anonymous]

Nate, congrats on the new live journal. Makes me think I should join club...but then I see the old woman and just want to vomit. I think its the facial expression that does me in, how can you be that enthusiastic about your saggy boobs?

-Paul