News update:
Greetings all of you out there in net-land, it seems that the mysterious set of drums that supposedly vanished from Detroit a few nights ago after a violent car-jacking have been spotted in Missouri. It is believed that the drums are headed for Mexico. Mind you, these drums have been responsible for the death of at least one man, and there are 5 unverified reports that, at this juncture, seem to be the work of the drums. Be on the lookout for a red set of kadence drums (earlier reported as premiere). The Kadence drums have teamed up with several pieces of harware and also, a transperent ludwig floor tom whom little is known about. together, they have formed one complete set of drums and are very unstable as result of a violent background of physical abuse. IF YOU SEE THESE DRUMS, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. THEY ARE EXTREMELY VIOLENT, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. CONTACT THE PROPER AUTHORITIES, SUCH AS YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT OR THE TOLL-FREE HOTLINE, 1-800-EVL-DRMS. Port authorites are prepared for the worst, and hope that this won't end violently, but at this point things simply do not look good. Federal Law Enforcement agencies have been notified, and the midwest is blanketed by a dragnet stretching across 7 states. President Bush, when asked, had this to say; "These drums, are a terror, tuh' th' sancititty of th' 'merican home, and th' 'merican way of life, I am tryin' as hard as I can tuh git congress, tuh allow muh th' power tuh' declar' war on these terror drums, an' all 'merican traiturs' that have' been withun' 25 feet of them." President Bush also added, "It's a war on terror an' we'll kill evuryone iffin' we have's to." Strong words from empor... er, President Bush, that show the serious nature of this event. It is not known if these drums are linked to Al Queada, but one can only assume. Federal Agents are not releasing any more information at this time, but we will keep you updated as the situation develops. For WNET news, this is Aaron Aitken, wishing you saftey and security in this crisis.