[VOICE POST]

[stop_the_static]

"Hahahaha! AHHH HA HA HA HAAAA!!"

"I can't keep him still! For crying--"

"Strap him."

[sounds of shuffling]

"Christ, turn that thing off already!"

"Shit-- sorry, I'll get it!"

...

"Ha ha ha ha! Oh God."

[end accidental recording]