When gravity goes wrong... [open]

[gravity_splode]

Who: Xigbar and whoever happens by
What: Gravity manipulation
When: While gravity is broken
Where: The hallways of the ship
Warnings: None, unless you don't like action-style

Comments

[happytochop]

[Barry didn't really notice any of this for two reasons.

One: Xigbar did this all the time in the room so Barry was used to it.

Two: Barry was two busy air-swimming after his head which had floated away for the umpteenth time today.]

GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID HEAD!! THERE'S NO SHOCK VALUE IF I'M HEADLESS ALL THE TIME!!

[gravity_splode]

[Xigbar doesn't bat an eye at this, although he does reach through a warphole to grab the wayward head.]

Missing something?

[happytochop]

Yeah, thanks I-

[Goes floating right past. DAMN YOU NEWTON'S FIRST LAW!!]

[gravity_splode]

[Just... sort of cracks ups, as he pulls his hand (and Barry's head) back through the warphole.]

[happytochop]

[Okay, second time's a charm. Once he reaches the wall on the opposite side of the hall, he uses his legs to push himself back towards Xigbar for another pass.]

[gravity_splode]

[Xigbar, sadly, is not feeling particularly helpful. Instead, he teleports the head just out of reach, and watches as Barry zips on by.]

[happytochop]

[DAMN YOU XIGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR...] *CRASH*

[gravity_splode]

[*snerk*]

[happytochop]

[Peeeeeeling self off the wall.]

Okay. That wasn't nice.

[gravity_splode]

I know.