The frat boys in the club are lame, lets start an altercation [closed log]
Who: Greed princemunculus, Herpes Hermes, wantsyourcocks wantsyourcows
What: Hermes wants to get laid, Greed wants to kill him. And thinks he's just some shitty human. So.
When: Right after this thread.
Where: I dunno wherever the hell Hermes was.
Warnings: It's Greed, so fuckwords. And Hermes seems like a pervert, so maybe DIRTY talk.
Despite Ling's protesting in the back of his head, Greed agreed to that...whatever the fuck his name was' challenge. 'If you can't kill me, then you have to sleep with me', okay whatever, that was pretty fucking gay, but it had been a long ass time since Greed had killed anyone. He didn't really care about his body count as much as the other homunculi seemed to, but people like Envy insisted that he was getting too fucking soft. Well, if killing some annoying little human would shut him up for a while, then why the hell not?
Not to mention there was a lot of pretty stressful shit going on lately. It didn't really bother Greed so much, but with how it was wearing on Ling, even Greed was starting to notice a difference with how the body was reacting energy wise. Pretty fucking annoying. So, if this human could put up a good fight, maybe it would be good for stress relief.
Since this asshole apparently didn't have a room yet, Greed decided to just wander up and down the hallways on the third floor until he found him. It didn't really help that he had no real idea what he looked like, but it didn't really seem like the sort of person that would be that hard to miss.
What: Hermes wants to get laid, Greed wants to kill him. And thinks he's just some shitty human. So.
When: Right after this thread.
Where: I dunno wherever the hell Hermes was.
Warnings: It's Greed, so fuckwords. And Hermes seems like a pervert, so maybe DIRTY talk.
Despite Ling's protesting in the back of his head, Greed agreed to that...whatever the fuck his name was' challenge. 'If you can't kill me, then you have to sleep with me', okay whatever, that was pretty fucking gay, but it had been a long ass time since Greed had killed anyone. He didn't really care about his body count as much as the other homunculi seemed to, but people like Envy insisted that he was getting too fucking soft. Well, if killing some annoying little human would shut him up for a while, then why the hell not?
Not to mention there was a lot of pretty stressful shit going on lately. It didn't really bother Greed so much, but with how it was wearing on Ling, even Greed was starting to notice a difference with how the body was reacting energy wise. Pretty fucking annoying. So, if this human could put up a good fight, maybe it would be good for stress relief.
Since this asshole apparently didn't have a room yet, Greed decided to just wander up and down the hallways on the third floor until he found him. It didn't really help that he had no real idea what he looked like, but it didn't really seem like the sort of person that would be that hard to miss.