[ACTION LOG] all i do are fightlogs lmao

[meatbun_monkey]

WHO: Son Goku, Yusuke Urameshi
WHERE: THE PARK
WHEN: TOMORROW! Forward-logged for New Year's 8))))
WHAT: fighty mcfightfight
WARNINGS: violence and potty mouths 8((
FORMAT: [action brackets foreverrrrrrr]

Comments

[niceskirt]

[stumbles into the park area while cursing]

Goddamit what the fuck was that fucking ALIEN BLOBS BLOCKING THE HALLWAYS--

[more swearing and generally not nice words]

[some children look frightened]

[meatbun_monkey]

[Stares.]

[munches]

[waves to get his attention]

Yeah, they can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

[hops down from the tree, half a bun hanging out of his mouth]

Yusuke, right?

[niceskirt]

[stares]

[nods]

[pulls out a cigarette for a quick smoke while he can]

[not like Keiko's here to punch him for it]

And you're Goku, right?

[meatbun_monkey]

[Sorta rolls and pops his wrists as he walks towards]

[Mmphphhhh shoves the rest of the bun into his mouth CHEW CHEW SWALLOW]

Yup.

Ready whenever you are.

[Step-steps from foot to foot, backing further into the field of the park, and stands ready]

[niceskirt]

Two seconds.

[TAKES A QUICK DRAG OR SO and then tosses it somewhere in the grass]

[blows smoke out of the corner of his mouth]

[falls back into a stance]

[arms up, etc]

[vaguely wonders if Hiei is stalking him from the trees]

Ready.

[meatbun_monkey]

...Chimneys.

[WHOOOOSH this monkey is fast, speeding right up and throwing a kick from the side towards your stomach]

[yes probably -8)]

[niceskirt]

[hops up into the air extremely quickly to avoid the kick, and actually balances one hand on the leg that was going to pummel his side and swings his fist up, making for an uppercut punch]

[meatbun_monkey]

Geh-!

[Shoves the leg upwards trying to disrupt Yusuke's balance, flipping himself backwards as he does so in order to also dodge the uppercut- essentially trying to do a backflip away from Yusuke]

[niceskirt]

[falls back and slides across the grass, his hand in front of him to keep balance]

[but lurches forward against instantly with a couple of furious punches, trying to catch Goku while he's off guard]

[meatbun_monkey]

[Rights himself just as fast, catching ad blocking the fists before trying to send a knee up into the solar plexus]

[niceskirt]

[WE DON'T WANT A KNEE TO GO THERE]

[swings himself around and swings his leg, aiming right at Goku's lower back]

[meatbun_monkey]

[Whips around, an arm grabbing around Yusuke's knee and trying to grab and slam him down in a throw]

[niceskirt]

[before he can get slammed into the ground, he automatically brings his other leg up and swings it, aiming for Goku's head]

[meatbun_monkey]

[AHH]

[And tries to catch THAT leg with his other hand]

[and now we have reached an impasse.]

[niceskirt]

[WOW THIS IS AWKWARD]

[quickly arches his back and balances himself on his hands, upside down, and then uses all the force he can muster to bring his bottom half forward in a sling-shot kind of way to surprise Goku, or get rid of his grip]

[meatbun_monkey]

[STUMBLES BACKWARDS]

[Backs off a little, to let them both regroup and puts his guard back up]

You're not so bad.