In years to come we'll.. probably still be trying to forget it ever happened. [OPEN]

[fbilittleguy]

Who: Michael Navel and YOU!
What: Little Guy creeps around the rooms of the ship as a tall, dark and handsome Prince Charming. It probably doesn't end well for him.
When: Anytime you want, baby.
Where: Your place! Or where ever you happen to fall asleep.
Warnings: To be added. Possibly perfume plot-related shenanigans going down.

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[fbilittleguy]

Little Guy had been instructed specifically by his employer to head to the high school. Some girls, his boss said, were very hard workers, and fell asleep during class because of the overload of homework the previous night. You could always tell that a girl needed a nice, romantic kiss when she was still slumped over on her desk after class was over. These were the boyfriendless types. The ones that dreamt of being swept of their feet by someone tall, dark and handsome. These were the girls that ate this princely bullshit right up.

And at first, entering this classroom, Michael had no confusion at all. He didn't recognize the student's uniform as a 'male' uniform, as he wasn't Japanese. It was awfully old-fashioned to assume that all girls wore skirts to school. For now, it was just as his boss described. A hard working, exhausted girl, all alone and in need of a nice, romantic awakening.

...Wait a sec. Getting closer, now Michael has to stop and look.

....Was that a...

Hm.

Huh.

He couldn't tell.

Checking to see nobody was looking, Little Guy changed his angle to see if he could identify cleavage. No dice, they were sleeping on their chest. And there was no way Little Guy was looking at this kid's pants. That would be just wrong.

But he really couldn't tell.

Stumped, he took one last, good, hard look at the sleeper's face. ...And decided that they were definitely too cute not to be female in high school. Because men usually are well into puberty by the tenth grade or so, right? Right?

Resolved, Little Guy knelt at her side and gave himself a few seconds to prepare before his hand reached down to lift up 'her' face... and he gave his "princess" a light kiss on the lips.

[pishirogane]

Naoto wasn't a light sleeper. The moment her face was lifted she started to rouse. The kiss on her lips just made her eyes snap open. What the!? Who the hell was this man and why the hell did he kiss her. She didn't even think; her hand just flew and she literally back handed him before her chair's feet screeched as she stood up.

"W-What are you doing!?"

Over-reacting? Well, now Naoto was as she pulled out her revolver and pointed it at the stranger.

"You better have an explanation for your actions or else I'm placing you under arrest!"

[fbilittleguy]

Michael jumped back instinctively right as Naoto began to move, unfortunately not fast enough to avoid the slap across the face. Ouch! "She" was surprisingly tough for a high schooler, and he crumpled a bit as he backed away, rubbing his bruise. Tough love, he supposed.

That was what he thought, at least, until he straightened up and noticed the revolver aimed straight at him. Oh, shit.

He opened his mouth to argue, but Naoto was quicker. U-Under arrest?! Oh, SHIT! He'd definitely done it now... Frantic and panicking just as much as his Princess was, Little Guy scrambled to defend himself. "Woah! Um, relax, there, er... miss... I didn't mean to scare you."

[pishirogane]

"Oh, you didn't? Then why did you kiss me?"

'Oohh~ Testy aren't we, Naoto-kun? Admit it... you liked it. All girls like kissing.'

Shut up... why are you even back? Naoto shook her head quickly, keeping her gun trained on Little Guy. She finally gets some sleep and some... guy has the gall to wake her up with a kiss. Not just any kiss; that was the first time anyone had kissed her.