and how thrilling that moment will be [open]

[lyriumbranded]

Who: lyriumbranded and YOU!
What: Fenris is a Prince Charming this month, which means he's waking people up with a kiss. Possible mix-ups ensue.
When: Sometime in the morning!
Where: Any residential part of the ship.
Warnings: Awkward... kissing? (Also, I imply that his encounter with your character might be a mix-up, but if your muse actually would've

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[nostandards]

[a certain angel is currently sprawled out on top of her bed! her sheets are askew, barely covering up her obviously naked form as she continues to snooze. judging by the state of the room, it looks like last night had been an... eventful night, for lack of a better word. let's just. leave it at that.

there's no way she would have ordered a kiss herself-one, she hated sappy stuff like that; and two, even though she has way more than enough money than she knows what to do with, she can get men without paying a single cent, which is what she prefers doing. but still. getting woken up by a complete stranger who had been paid to kiss her?

yeah, this is pretty much a normal morning for Panty.]

sorry for the delayed reply! TAT

[lyriumbranded]

[When Fenris enters any room he's not completely sure what to expect. And one thing is for certain, he really didn't expect a sight such as this. Especially where it looks like a rather eventual night had already passed, so to speak.

He frowns a little bit. This is obviously one of he reasons why he doesn't terribly enjoy his job, but he might as well get it over with.

He leans over Panty's sprawled form and places a brisk kiss on her lips.]

no problem! <3

[nostandards]

[the sudden contact on her lips is certainly enough to bring Panty out of her sleeping state and into the realm of consciousness. while most people would probably freak out if this scenario were to happen to them, the angel sees absolutely nothing wrong.]

Good fuckin' morning.

[hell, she's grinning as she sits up to greet her mystery prince. with one hand on her sheets to cover her body, she rests the other on Fenris's cheek, fluttering her eyelashes rather seductively.

oh boy.]

I don't remember sayin' I'd meet anybody in the morning, but hey, if you're that eager, I'm not sayin' no.

[lyriumbranded]

[When Panty sits up, Fenris' first instinct is to straighten and lean backwards a little. Again, close contact and the elf never really did mix very well. The hand on his cheek is too intimate a gesture for him, and he simply just attempts to pull away.

He raises a brow at her words.]

Perhaps I should be flattered. However, I'm sad to inform you that my job doesn't quite extend that far.

[nostandards]

[oh, seeing him recoil like that makes her grin. playing hard to get, huh? she slides her hand down from his cheek, letting it rest instead on his shoulder.]

Job? Who said anything about a fuckin' job? You can take a break, can't you? A little after hours fun?

[lyriumbranded]

[The hand resting on his shoulder instead of his cheek is better, although not by much. Fenris is still uncomfortable, and for good reason when Panty says her next few questions.]

[A step back on his part, then.] I believe I am on a strict schedule.

[Well, at least this explained the state of her bedroom.]

[nostandards]

[with a small "hmph" she pulls away, choosing instead to cross her arms. after a brief silence, though, she smiles slyly at him again, subtly lowering the sheets covering her chest, ever so slightly...]

Shitty rules are meant to be broken anyway. Life's no fun if you don't live on the edge.

[lyriumbranded]

[Fenris' eyes dart down and then back up. Oh, Maker. Why did he end up with this job? Most others of the male variety probably wouldn't mind finding themselves in this situation, but Fenris is a bit awkward with people he doesn't know. The awkwardness usually turns into a deadpan delivery on his part.

Such as now:]

Do you do this often?

[nostandards]

[it's not often Panty gets a challenge like this. more often than not, she doesn't even have to say anything and men are already smitten with her. that's why she's determined to get this to work.]

All the time.

[lyriumbranded]

As I can see. And I have the feeling you're used to getting your way, as well.

[BUT NOT THIS TIME, as Fenris takes a step back.]

[nostandards]

[DANGER!! she can't lose now!]

What's got you in such a fuckin' hurry, huh?

[lyriumbranded]

[RUN, FENRIS. RUN.]

And why such a strong desire for me to stay? You don't even know my name.

[nostandards]

I'm more of a "do business first, ask questions later" kind of girl.

[lyriumbranded]

Unfortunately I cannot say the same.

[He heaves a sigh. He can feel a headache coming on.]

My job is to simply kiss and leave. I have no desire for anything further. I don't mean that as an insult to you, so please don't interpret it as such.

1/2

[nostandards]

[... okay, so he wasn't playing hard to get. he's just that uninterested. and of course, it's no fun if both people aren't engaged in the deed. so she slumps back into her bed, waving her hand and suddenly looking irritated...]

Fuckin' fine, be a goddamn prude for all I give a shit.

[nostandards]

[...and then puts on a simpering smile once again.]

But if you're ever in the mood, you know where to come.