Who:
sound_council and YOU
What: Kabuto is being his silly scientist self.
When: All month
Where: The Labs
Warnings: Slow tags, but nothing else.
For the right price, its possible for even refugees to rent lab rooms. Though they vary in size, the smallest aren't much bigger than closets. They come with no equipment and no windows. In fact, there isn't a noticeable difference between the tiny labs and the tiny rooms of new refugees. The only real distinction is the silence.
That, and if one blows up the lab - as Kabuto just did - an appartment hasn't been destroyed. Here no one looks twice as the white-haired ninja is hurled through a door, stands, dust glass shards off his lab-coat, and gets back to work.
Perhaps you were caught in the blast, or have accidentally knocked on the unmarked door thinking to find someone else. Either way, Kabuto will smile and apologize, or direct you to the squid-maker down the hall, while behind him the strange distillation set up will continue its complicated work.