[OPEN] HITACHIIN SURPRISE PARTY

[whosyour_rikku]

Who: EVERYONE INTERESTED!
Side Note - Make sure to tag your character once they've joined in on the fun!
What: The Hitchiin Brother's super secret Arabian Nights themed birthday bash!
When: June 9th
Where: The Pool
Warnings: Hilarity and insanity.

**UP AND READY, NOTIFS OFF, HAVE A BLAST!

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STORIES BY THE FIRE

[whosyour_rikku]

Take a seat, kick your shoes off, and enjoy the tales of others - be them of anything from ghouls to Gods.

lmfao CONQUERING ALL THE THREADS

[thesubsequent]

[Yayyyy this is going to be interesting!]

Oooh, oooh, who wants to go first~? Miss Rikku?

[He recalled the last story they made up together, so he was sure she'd have something good, if anything!]

IT'S YOUR PARTY, YOU CAN CONQUER IF YOU WANT TO!

[whosyour_rikku]

[Looks up at you from the ground, all laid out and belly-down because benches are for pansies!. She grins. Ah, yes, tag team storytelling duo they are.]

It'll be a tough act to follow, you know. What're you thinking: funny or scary?

8D

[thesubsequent]

I'm thinking funny! Warm everyone up before we get to scare them!

<3

[whosyour_rikku]

Ok, ok, fair enough.

[Thinking cap is on and ready for action.] So, this is a story- Oh, yes, yes! I've got it! I've totally got it and it's a winner, let me tell you- our story is about a strange, suspender-clad, mohawked-out boy who lives in a village far, far away. Which, you know, isn't that hard considering we're in space, but you get the idea.

[ooc: I have been trying to think up a funny story for a good 24 hours and I am so disappointed in myself.]

<3!!!

[thesubsequent]

[Gasps!!]

Mohawks are so terrible!

[Because clearly, that is an important part of the story.]

[ooc: HAHA AWW]

[whosyour_rikku]

Tell me about it, he looks like a 12 year old who was just given a pair of snippers for the first time and decided to have a field day.

[ooc: Sheer luck if this story winds up making any sense.]

[thesubsequent]

[That alone gets him to crack up at the horrendous image he now has in his head.]

What else, what else~?

[whosyour_rikku]

So this boy, he really liked to think he had a way with the ladies, you know, the real suave-ay class act sorta guy. But there was a problem.

[thesubsequent]

[Hands to his cheeks! Another gasp!

Oooohhh the suspense! Ooooohhh anticipation!

He was actually going "OOOOHHHH" and everything!!]

[whosyour_rikku]

He had an extra hand! Growing right out of his belly button! [Swirls her own hand around to show just how crazy this appendage was.]

[thesubsequent]

[THIS FACE!]

Eeeehhh! That is so scary!

[Now he's gonna try and imagine would life would be like with a hand... attached to a belly button... Why does his brain let him do these things?!]

[whosyour_rikku]

But y'see, this hand wasn't just some plain old, responsitory hand. Oh no, it was a limp hand. A limp hand that could only make certain movements when it heard certain sounds. [Props herself up on her knees and matches the description of the movements with her own "third hand".] Whenever anyone said "Oh!" it would do one o' those shoot-'em-up positions! And it would do 'em with so much gusto, mohawk boy was propelled forward! If someone said "keep away, creep!" his fingers went into a... pinching frenzy!

[Breaks the story with a small fit of laughter. To her defense, this story is just way too hard to make up while remaining dead serious.]

[thesubsequent]

I bet people often want to touch the hand just to make sure it's real! Maybe even a handshake!

[whosyour_rikku]

Sure, yeah, some people wanna give it a poke or two. But you can't touch it! D'you wanna know what happens when it's touched?

[thesubsequent]

I want to know! I want to know! Tell me!