WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Who: Pip Bernadotte stolethatkiss , aaaand...you!
What: JEEP JOYRIDING/being chased shenanigans! You can feel free to hop on wih him, tell him to stop, get yo' ass chased by angry planetside theme park employees, whatever B)
When: NOW
Where: Planetside, in the park
Warnings: LANGUAGE. Possibly violence but not really? But LANGUAGE.
[This month, Pip signed up to be a jeep driver. Hey, sounds similar enough to what he's done before, right? He used to drive people around in jeeps all the time, no problem-- he was in fucking Uganda, damn right he knows how to drive a jeep.
So when he finds out that he didn't really read the fine print that said he'd be driving for 'Bushy Garden's Amazing Story of Tree Sloths', needless to say he wasn't really. Uh. Pleased. But a paycheck's a paycheck, so he's been driving little kids around, talking about the environment and sloths and whatnot the whole month.
Aaaaand now it's nearing the end of said month, and he's been doing a good enough job that he's gotten paid early. He's gotten his pay for the month, he's good to go, sooooo.
JEEP JOYRIDING TIME.
Flashing his 'employee' sign, Pip strolls into the jeep garage and picks out one of the tougher-looking ones, patting it fondly before stepping inside and revving the engine. He drives out of the garage, making it look like he's going to just drive on over to his designated area...
...BEFORE HE TURNS THIS GODDAMN MACHINE AROUND AND STARTS TEARING THROUGH THE PARK.
Frankly, he's missed the adrenaline rush. You can take a soldier out of the battlefield, but you can't take the battlefield out of the soldier!
Oh, by the way? If you're within his general vicinity and he recognizes you, he may or may not reach over and pull you up into the jeep. His call.]
What: JEEP JOYRIDING/being chased shenanigans! You can feel free to hop on wih him, tell him to stop, get yo' ass chased by angry planetside theme park employees, whatever B)
When: NOW
Where: Planetside, in the park
Warnings: LANGUAGE. Possibly violence but not really? But LANGUAGE.
[This month, Pip signed up to be a jeep driver. Hey, sounds similar enough to what he's done before, right? He used to drive people around in jeeps all the time, no problem-- he was in fucking Uganda, damn right he knows how to drive a jeep.
So when he finds out that he didn't really read the fine print that said he'd be driving for 'Bushy Garden's Amazing Story of Tree Sloths', needless to say he wasn't really. Uh. Pleased. But a paycheck's a paycheck, so he's been driving little kids around, talking about the environment and sloths and whatnot the whole month.
Aaaaand now it's nearing the end of said month, and he's been doing a good enough job that he's gotten paid early. He's gotten his pay for the month, he's good to go, sooooo.
JEEP JOYRIDING TIME.
Flashing his 'employee' sign, Pip strolls into the jeep garage and picks out one of the tougher-looking ones, patting it fondly before stepping inside and revving the engine. He drives out of the garage, making it look like he's going to just drive on over to his designated area...
...BEFORE HE TURNS THIS GODDAMN MACHINE AROUND AND STARTS TEARING THROUGH THE PARK.
Frankly, he's missed the adrenaline rush. You can take a soldier out of the battlefield, but you can't take the battlefield out of the soldier!
Oh, by the way? If you're within his general vicinity and he recognizes you, he may or may not reach over and pull you up into the jeep. His call.]