[Open Log]

[deansangel918]

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

Comments

[not_a_chicken]

[What's this? A knock on the door? Zell isn't expecting any company. Maybe it's for a roommate? Who could this possibly be?! Well, best way to find out is to open the door, so he does!]

Yo!

[deansangel918]

[Castiel responds as he was instructed by his employers. He still doesn't understand the point of this "joke".]

Knock knock.

[not_a_chicken]

[Zell does not realize this is supposed to be a knock knock joke.]

Uh... hey! You here for someone?

[deansangel918]

[Understandable. Cas isn't very good at this.]

I believe the traditional response is "Who's there?"

[stompyerface]

Ah?

[Someone at the door? Interesting... She answers it and blinks.]

Uh... who's...there?

[deansangel918]

[Castiel responds in a completely deadpan manner.]

Jaws.

[stompyerface]

[Well, that's a new one.]

Jaws who?

[deansangel918]

[He pronounces each word clearly, which doesn't really help the 'punchline'.]

Jaws truly.

[And he holds out a flyer advertising 'Yo Momma Jokes'.]

[revyourharley]

[see she'd opened the door and expected something with a little more 'pa-zaaaazz!' more pazazz than a man with flyers and a rather bland disposition. no clown makeup, no big floppy shoes. she knows where this "knock knock" should go to but...]

[you know. as a professional prankster, she is quite skeptical. but still smiles and cheerfully answers; ]

Who's there~?

[deansangel918]

[The strange man at the door is obviously not a professional comedian.]

Rosa.

[revyourharley]

[painfully obviously.]

Rosa who?

[deansangel918]

[Still totally deadpan.]

Rosa corn grow in a field.

[And he holds out a flyer advertising 'Yo Momma Jokes'.]

[gunofadeadman]

[Have a John Marston answering the door. He seems a little surprised to see Castiel, but soon offers him a questioning look.]

Afternoon, Castiel.

[deansangel918]

Hello, John.

[This could be a problem. He's fairly certain this type of joke is from after John's time. However, he has a job and he's going to do it, even if he doesn't really like it.]

I'm attempting to tell a joke. When I say "Knock knock" the traditional response is to answer "Who's there?"

[gunofadeadman]

Oh. [John blinked, still looking a little lost about the whole thing.] Uh, alright. Can I ask why you're attemptin' to tell me a joke?

[deansangel918]

It's my job for the month. Unfortunately.

[Okay, let's try this again.]

Knock knock.

[missthewoman]

[At the man saying 'knock knock' right after she'd already answered the door, Irene raises an eyebrow curiously. What is this? After a long pause she smiles.]

Macbeth, is it?
[She makes her voice a bit deeper] 'Who's there, i' th' name of Beelzebub?'

[deansangel918]

[Her response distracts him from his script.]

You swear by the name of a demon?

Way to get off on the right foot, eh. XD

[missthewoman]

[She blinks at how seriously he seems to take that, and that he does not reply with the next line of the play.]

Apologies, good sir. No, I certainly do not. But with such a strange greeting, the first thing I thought of was the quote from Macbeth.
I take it you have not read it.

Nicely done. XD

[deansangel918]

Oh, Shakespeare. [Now he nods in recognition.] I attended a performance of Macbeth once.

[Possibly while Shakespeare was alive, but let's not get into that.]

My apologies. I take it you're not familiar with a form of humor known as a knock knock joke?