[OPEN] Free Sweets!

[blameshimself]

Who: Tohma and you! Or anyone with a sweet tooth.
What: A collection of assorted sweets for you to try. For free!
When: April 30th
Where: Food Court!
Warnings: There will be sweets, so make sure you brush your teeth or you will get cavities!

Comments

[fouryearnap]

What's the catch?

[blameshimself]

Eat whatever looks the most appetizing. All you have to do is write down the name of your favorite sweet for me on one of those forms and give it to me. Other than that, it's free, courtesy of "I Love Junk."

[fouryearnap]

...Yeah, I'm not buying it. You just want me to eat this stuff from a place called "I Love Junk?"

[blameshimself]

I don't blame you. If I were you, I probably wouldn't trust it either. But, it is free. You always have to take your chances with free things.

I had a few sweet tarts a couple of hours ago and I'm still alive. Personally, I think most of it looks quite appetizing. Besides, I'm not too sure they want the people they're surveying with this food to drop dead from food poisoning.

[fouryearnap]

...See, I want to. But you look so sincere and honest that it's really making me suspicious.

[blameshimself]

Do you honestly think I'm trying to pull something underhanded, Miss?

[fouryearnap]

When you put it like that? You betcha!

[blameshimself]

Hmm....

Would you feel better if I ate one in front of you?

[fouryearnap]

...Yeah, but I'll choose which one.

[blameshimself]

All right. I can deal with that.

[ Hoping she picks something non-alien.... ]

If I have to do this for every customer, I'm going to end up gaining ten pounds in one day....

[fouryearnap]

I doubt it! I'm just a paranoid little asshole.

[POINTS TOOO a delicious-looking miniwaffle with whipped cream and strawberries]

Tryyyyy that one.

[blameshimself]

I wouldn't call it paranoid. Like I said, if it were me, I would be a little suspicious, too.

[ Oh he is so relieved you do not even know. Although he's kind of promising himself he's can't eat any more sweets for the next month after this job. ]

Ah~ That one looks delicious.

[ It's a little awkward to sit behind the table and eat in front of a stranger, but he sections off a piece and eats it regardless. Still alive! ]

Satisfied...?

[fouryearnap]

Good enough for me!

[so she takes some of that and eats it happily!]

Thanks for the food, then!

[blameshimself]

[ Good! ]

Ah, don't forget to fill out the form for me. If you leave, I'll have to make up a name for you myself.

[fouryearnap]

...But it'll be funny to see what name you make up.

[blameshimself]

You just want to make my job difficult, don't you?