Creepin' Creepin'

[flytoreadorfly]

Who: Tavros Nitram flytoreadorfly and YOU!
What: Tavros is a 'creepy stalker' for the month. WATCH HIM FAIL MISERABLY.
When: No...w...?
Where: Anywhere on the Thor!
Warnings: Possibly creepiness? Idek, this is Tavros we're talking about.

Comments

[cakefesta]

[all right.]

[this is getting pretty damn annoying.]

[he'd just taken it for granted that Robojerk had followed him to the grocery store after his brief stop at the ATM. a lot of people went to the store after going to the ATM, it was a common pattern.]

[but following him to the candy store?]

[and then to the ATM again?]

[and then to the goddamn bathroom?]

[he waits until they're alone in the hallway before stopping, not looking over his shoulder as he speaks]

Oi oi oi, Robocop, are you done playing private investigator? Aa? What's the deal?

[flytoreadorfly]

[IN ALL FAIRNESS HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB... And he did enjoy all the pitstops that Gintoki'd made, especially the candy store. He has to remember that for the future.

But! He didn't expect to be called out on it, since, you know, he'd made it this far without the blue-haired human making a comment. He'd actually thought he'd been doing a good job.

Until now, that is.

Tavros just stops and looks around, unsure if he's the one that's being addressed or not, since his 'target' isn't actually looking at him. But they're the only two people in the hall, so that excuse isn't really gonna fly.

LONG AWKWARD SILENCE. And then:]

...Uh. It's, well, I'm not really sure if I'm supposed to, tell you.

[cakefesta]

[IT'S SILVER, THANKS, it's just the lighting okay 8(]

[he adjusts his posture just barely, almost unnoticeable to the ...horned demon robo-kid behind him]

Well, you'd better get sure, and soon. What's your deal?

[flytoreadorfly]

[Tavros isn't sure if he's...supposed to tell people that he's supposed to be a stalker, and considers just fleeing the scene before things may or may not get ugly.

So there he is, shuffling his feet awkwardly and thinking about what best to say.]

Okay, so. Uh, I hope this doesn't make you, angry or anything. That is to say, if you're not angry already, which, I think you maybe might be.

[cakefesta]

Well, you're clearly not Robocop, you're apologizing too much.

[he turns around, facing Tavros, his dead-fish-eyes-fairly-neutral-almost-bored expression clearly visible]

Well?

[flytoreadorfly]

[Tavros' expression is set on (unsure), with a healthy dose of uncomfortableness.]

I don't know what a, Robocop is, but no, I'm not, him. Or it.

[He's faltering in his speech much more than usual, which is a lot.]

I'm supposed to, be a 'creepy stalker', this month. So. I hope that, clears up the situation a little.

sorry man I LOVE BACKTAGGING

[cakefesta]

A working man. I can respect that.

[a beat]

...So you just choose who you want to stalk, or what? Is there some bigwig on the Thor who has it out for me?

[he's about 75% kidding; but after the trouble he caused with the whole bomb thing, who knows.]

naw man BACKTAGGING IS AWESOME

[flytoreadorfly]

[Tavros thinks about that for a few seconds, and then responds meekly:]

Uh, no, not in particular. I just, kind of saw you heading to, fun-looking places, so. I thought it would be, kind of nice to, maybe follow you around.

BACKTAGGING IT IS THEN

[cakefesta]

[Gintoki says nothing at first, simply staring at Tavros with that same bored dead-fish-eye expression]

Fun-looking places, huh? What's your name?

[flytoreadorfly]

[Tavros isn't sure what to make of that expression-- he's not sure if it's apathetic or disapproving or maybe even a combination of the two. He's much more transparent, his eyes swimming, noting a sense of apology.]

I'm, Tavros. And yes, you went to the, candy store and such, which can be considered, fun, I guess.

[His voice trails off...]