I heard you like meat?
Who: Edward Elric steelalchemy and Rikku whosyour_rikku
What: The ultimate showdown between stomachs; who can fit more in theirs before it becomes just too much? And who can do it faster? After this.
When: Couple days after Sigrun rescue
Where: That one greasy burger joint
Warnings: Extreme competitiveness?
[Rikku looks into the dusty mirror of the restaurant's bathroom, thoroughly preparing for what is sure to be an epic display of her belly's abilities. Cue pep talk so loud people in the restaurant can probably hear her?]
Rikku. You rock and you're awesome. And your tummy is, like, this otherworldly power. Basically weapon-status. This guy- psh, let's face it- this newb has no clue what he's up against. So you gotta go out there and show 'im your moves! You need to cram those meaty suckers down your throat with so much gusto he has to stop eating 'cause he's in shock.
And if worst comes to worst? You've got stellar boo-
... well, you've got enough boob to count for something...
anyway, you can use 'em! We were given boobs to distract the enemy, yah? [Laughs lightly, breaking character a little bit] Ahaa, just kidding, that'd be weird.
[Right, back in the zone!] But you've got fingers! Just shove 'em down his throat and activate his upchuck-age! Totally fair game.
Yeah.
[Practically kicking the door open, the small blonde strides across the dining area feeling like more of a big shot than she should a certifiable champion.]
What: The ultimate showdown between stomachs; who can fit more in theirs before it becomes just too much? And who can do it faster? After this.
When: Couple days after Sigrun rescue
Where: That one greasy burger joint
Warnings: Extreme competitiveness?
[Rikku looks into the dusty mirror of the restaurant's bathroom, thoroughly preparing for what is sure to be an epic display of her belly's abilities. Cue pep talk so loud people in the restaurant can probably hear her?]
Rikku. You rock and you're awesome. And your tummy is, like, this otherworldly power. Basically weapon-status. This guy- psh, let's face it- this newb has no clue what he's up against. So you gotta go out there and show 'im your moves! You need to cram those meaty suckers down your throat with so much gusto he has to stop eating 'cause he's in shock.
And if worst comes to worst? You've got stellar boo-
... well, you've got enough boob to count for something...
anyway, you can use 'em! We were given boobs to distract the enemy, yah? [Laughs lightly, breaking character a little bit] Ahaa, just kidding, that'd be weird.
[Right, back in the zone!] But you've got fingers! Just shove 'em down his throat and activate his upchuck-age! Totally fair game.
Yeah.
[Practically kicking the door open, the small blonde strides across the dining area feeling like more of a big shot than she should a certifiable champion.]