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[screwmeister]

Who: screwmeister and deadbeatspirit
What: Spirit wants to be more independent in his fighting. Stein agrees to help him by training with him, and by training with him I mean beating him up repeatedly.
When: like this afternoon
Where: like a gym or something idk
Warnings: violence, derp, bromance, mansweat

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[deadbeatspirit]

[Spirit has many things. Charm, razor-sharp wit, and good looks are a few of those things. Ability to defend himself outside of weapon form is not one of them. And, as of Marie's arrival, he also lacks a meister.

What is a poor meisterless scythe to do??

Apparently, get Stein to teach him martial arts.]

Hey. [Yes, he's wearing that dumb suit. At least he has the jacket off and draped over his shoulder like a manly man. BUT STILL. FIGHTING IN A SUIT SPIRIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.]

[screwmeister]

[Yeah since you mention is Stein is definitely shirtless. And wearing sweatpants or something idek. HE IS MORE PREPARED FOR THIS THAN YOU SPIRIT.]

Hey.

Ready to get started?

[deadbeatspirit]

Yeah. Let's do this.

[SHUT UP THIS ARE THE ONLY CLOTHES SPIRIT HAS 8( ]

[screwmeister]

Okay.

[all right now we're standing a lot closer to Spirit that we were before, eh.]

First you take a basic stance, like this.

[DO AS STEIN DOES.]

[deadbeatspirit]

[..............DOES SO.] Like this? Simple enough, okay, what next?

[screwmeister]

Now you should focus on defense. Try to shift your body without moving your feet if you can, it makes it easier to retaliate. Use your arms to protect your face and torso.

[Now Stein's going to hit you in the face.]

[deadbeatspirit]

Alright. Here goes. [Spirit sees that swing for his manly handsome face, and moves his arm up to block it. AWESOME.]

[No wait not awesome because he blocks too late and gets punched in the face. OOPS.]

[screwmeister]

You're going to have to be faster than that.

[Now he's going to hit you in the gut.]

[deadbeatspirit]

I'm trying, damn i--guh!

[.... yeah, punched in the gut. OW, STEIN THIS HURTS D8]

[screwmeister]

You're not trying at all.

[SIGH.]

You try to hit me.

[deadbeatspirit]

[SORRY, OVER HERE RECOVERING FROM A PUNCH TO THE SOLAR PLEXUS THANKS.]

[Okay, okay. Straightening up, centering balance, setting up that defensive stance Stein was doing aaaaand taking a very technically accurate but regrettably slow swing at Stein's ugly stitched mug.]

[screwmeister]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaa god spirit could you be any slower

...aaaaand Stein blocks it. While wearing this face.]

[deadbeatspirit]

[SCREW YOU MAN I GAVE IT A GOOD COLLEGE TRY!]

[UM. WELL. HOW ABOUT A PUNCH TO THE GUT lol so predictable]

[screwmeister]

[Stein moves out of the way. THIS IS HOW EASY THIS COULD BE FOR YOU SPIRIT....]

[deadbeatspirit]

[DEAR STEIN. FUCK YOU. LOVE, SPIRIT.]

Stand still or show me what I'm doing wrong, God damn it!

[screwmeister]

I am showing you what you're doing wrong. You have to be a little intuitive.

[Spirit is not a kid or one of his students; therefore, Stein can't be warm with him. Anyway Spirit would probably call him on his bullshit.]

We'll try again. This time try to react a little faster.

[OKAY HERE COMES A PUNCH TO THE FACE...SLIGHTLY MORE SLOWLY THAN LAST TIME.....]