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THIS WON'T FAIL MISERABLY

Dec 20, 2010 19:08

Who: Momotaros and Richezza
What: Aphrodite's fun little experiment.
When: BACKDATED TO DECEMBER 16TH
Where: A CLOSET
Warnings: SWEARING? AWKWARDNESS? A CLIMAX FROM START TO FINISH!! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
( AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY~ OHHHHHH~ )

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purplebiker December 21 2010, 00:56:29 UTC

Well. This wasn't what he had planned.

Of course, Richezza liked Momotaros. Sure, he had a bunch of crushes on several people on board, but he really, really liked Momotaros. He was special.

And he was hoping he was special enough to not notice him dive into the closet.

But no such luck!

And there really was no luck, considering he and Momotaros ended up getting locked in.

"...Is it locked?"

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 01:41:32 UTC

Momotaros sighed, leaning his head back against a wall of the closet. "Yeah, it's locked. But more importantly..."

The imagin fixes his gaze on Richezza, "Chezza, what the hell was that?"

purplebiker December 21 2010, 03:24:28 UTC

"What was what?" Richezza fumbled for a moment. If he avoided the question, then maybe he'd stop asking.

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 03:31:06 UTC

NOT LIKELY. At least while the topic was still fresh in his mind. "You know what! That kiss you gave me. I ain't a girl."

Because OBVIOUSLY only girls get kissed and all that.

purplebiker December 21 2010, 03:38:45 UTC

Dang. So much for the plan. But... where was Momo getting the idea that he had to be a girl?

"...What are you talking about? Of course you're not a girl. I just... uh..." Well, this was certainly awkward. Sure, he'd spoken to his family and other friends about feelings, but never to the person he actually liked. This was all kinds of awkward.

"I like you. Like, like-like you. Sort of like that movie we watched. Except I'm not dead. And definitely not nearly as much as he loved her."

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 03:43:49 UTC

Momotaros tilted his head a bit, thinking back to the movie they watched, then staring at Richezza quite surprised.

"HAA?!"

He found himself trying to slink into one of the corners, having had no experience with any of this and not knowing what to think. Part of him still decided that love was always perverted; besides, the kissing parts in that movie were really uninteresting and looked like faces were being eaten! Was Richezza trying to eat his face!?

"Oi-- I'm not that kinda guy-- Why do ya like me like that??"

purplebiker December 21 2010, 03:54:49 UTC

Now it was Richezza's turn to get flustered. "Wh-what do you mean, 'that kinda guy?' You're you!" Feeling a little foolish, he backed up against the wall and slid down.

"Look, it's... it's not a big deal. If you don't want to do anything about it, then that's fine. I don't want to force you into anything. I just... I like you. I've never been in any romances before, and I wanted to try it out with you."

Feeling a little sad, he hugged his knees and sighed.

"Guess I'm the idiot here."

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 04:01:06 UTC

The Imagin looked down at his bud and looked around, getting antsy. There was no room to pace in here, and he wanted to work out his frustrations.

"L-Look, brat--geh--CHEZZA." Woah, that was louder than he meant it to be, "Listen up, I ain't the best choice fer this kinda stuff... I've never had a romance before an' I don't really want 'em. That kinda stuff ain't interestin' to me."

He's kind of blunt about it, but it's the truth, "Getting all mushy, touching each other, that kinda stuff... I don't like it! It makes me uncomfortable, it feels gross." Momotaros growls in frustration, not sure how to figure this out at all, so he just faces the wall and rests the palms of his hands on it, trying to make sense of all this.

purplebiker December 21 2010, 04:14:06 UTC

Richezza felt the opposite. He was raised in an environment where love and sex were quite prominent. Sex was usually shown through advertisements and people's clothing, but love was... a different case. Though it was mostly through advertising, he would watch people.

"...Sorry. It's... I used to watch people during the races. After enough races on the same track, you can do it with your eyes closed. But I used to watch people who would bring their partners to the races, and they'd hold hands, and kiss, and hug, and wipe mustard off each other's lips."

He laughed a little, feeling a little silly.

"I guess I just wanted to try it out so badly that I didn't realize you really weren't into it."

However, he glanced at Momotaros for a moment.

"...But you said you've never had any romance. How can you be sure that you won't like it?"

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 04:21:13 UTC

Momotaros shook his head, "Like I said, that kinda stuff grosses me out. It's fine if other people wanna do it, as long as it ain't me."

He tilted his head again, feeling a little sheepish and not sure how to phrase this, "Besides... Ain't you s'pposed to do that with girls? Just 'cause I'm 'Momo' doesn't mean I'm a girl..."

purplebiker December 21 2010, 04:25:30 UTC

And that made Richezza laugh.

"Nah, it doesn't have to be with girls. I like guys and girls. It's just the way I am. I heard the term is 'bisexual,' or something. You don't have to be a girl to get kissed. Two guys can kiss, and two girls can kiss. It's totally normal."

Slyly, he crossed his arms and looked at Momo.

"Are you too afraid to kiss me back? Chicken?"

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 04:55:10 UTC

Oh you did not go there. Momotaros snarled, flailing his arms, "I ain't chicken, but I can't kiss ya, oi!! I don't have lips!!"

And well, he still stood by the fact that kissing is gross. The idea of two guys kissing makes him shrink back-- KISSING IS NOT MANLY. Therefore it's kind of gross...

And now he's just imagining the damn turtle trying to kiss hm and AUUUUUUGHHHHH.

purplebiker December 21 2010, 04:56:06 UTC

Kissing is totally manly.

But Richezza shrugged. "Then how about I kiss you?"

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 04:57:53 UTC

Pointing at him, Momotaros roared in retaliation... or screamed like a parrot, what have you, "I JUST SAID I DON'T HAVE LIPS! Ya need lips ta kiss, and I ain't gonna be the lipless kisser, so no, you can't kiss me!"

purplebiker December 21 2010, 04:59:31 UTC

Richezza just burst into laughter at that. "Okay, okay. So you can't kiss. Then how about hugging?"

perfect_butt December 21 2010, 05:06:30 UTC

"I don't like hugs!" Well that wasn't completely true. "They're weird if there isn't some good reason for 'em. I ain't interested in this romance stuff! I gave you a hug earlier 'cause you were a good guy an' got me presents!"

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