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[OPEN] Once Upon a Thanksgiving

Nov 22, 2010 16:13

Who: OPEN TO ANYONE ON THE SS THOR
What: Thanksgiving at Hill House!
When: NOV 25th
Where: In Hill House, in the Residential Sector of the SS Thor.
Warnings: Hideousness, hilarity, and who knows someone might manage to be srs. Random haunted activity.
Notes: Action threading suggested. Individual Thread Headings for some activities; feel free ( Read more... )

aerith gainsborough, yuuka kazami, ventus, john watson, tama, sherlock holmes (2009), leo, lemina ausa, pamela ibiss, hill house, son goku, haruno sakura, sakamoto tatsuma, fuuma "kamui" monou, katsura kotarou, neku sakuraba, edward elric, lavi, xion, alexander renson, fox mccloud, chie satonaka, cho hakkai, naomi kimishima, hit-girl, naoto shirogane, uzumaki naruto, ashura-ou, verg, kamui, heero yuy, kaoru hitachiin, riku, mihael "mello" keehl, uchiha sasuke, renge houshakouji, duo maxwell, bruce wayne, sherlock holmes, yuyuko saigyouji, tae shimura, shimura shinpachi, yuuta, sora

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IN THE KITCHEN ilovefamily November 23 2010, 00:14:47 UTC

Everyone helping out with cooking - or stopping by to check on those helping out - or just not helping at all? This is the kitchen. Make love to it.

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:09:48 UTC

[Renge is...to put it lightly, petrified.]

[she has found some cleaning gloves underneath the sink and has donned the latex yellow rubbers in preparation for cooking the turkey. but now, it seems as if the raw bird's backside is staring her down and the blond progressively turns paler and paler.]

[she doesn't want to sodomize the bird. no even to stuff it.]

Re: IN THE KITCHEN haruno November 23 2010, 01:14:11 UTC

[ Sakura wonders what's up with Renge, looking between her and the bird. ]

Did we decide it was safe to cook the stuffing inside the bird? Half the things I read said it was better to do it outside.

[ pay no mind as she comes over to look up the evacuated chest cavity. ]

Everything's out, right? The neck, the giblets?

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:24:31 UTC

I don't...

[ugh why did you have to remind her that she's supposed to be fistfucking and taking the insides out of this turkey, woman?]

[Renge, appeasingly, holds up both her gloved hands and pouts.]

I can't....do it. It's - it's...

Re: IN THE KITCHEN haruno November 23 2010, 01:28:48 UTC

[ Looking at Renge's hands -- ]

Aren't those gloves for washing dishes, anyway? I can take care of your turkey if you want to get a head start on what we do have in the sink already.

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:38:12 UTC

I don't know. I just found them under the sink and I didn't want to touch the...the birdy with my bare hands.

[sob she would so rather wash the dishes but shall not be seen as...like...a turkey coward or something.]

No - no, it's okay. I can do this! [look. she'll even take off those safety gloves off to show that she is determined.]

Re: IN THE KITCHEN haruno November 23 2010, 04:05:53 UTC

Don't force yourself if you don't want to, Renge. There's a lot to get done, and the turkey has to be in the oven pretty soon or it won't be ready in time.

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 09:09:36 UTC

No, no! I'll do it. Give me a moment.

[well...a couple moments, of heavy breathing and oh god she doesn't want to do this. but with one deep breath, the teen slapped a gloved hand to the turkeys back, and with an obscene squelch, forces her hand into it's innards. it takes several seconds, and handfuls but eventually she scooped out just about all the gizzards and giblets and whatever else is inside a bird - all while looking like she's about to throw up.]

Ugh. Do - done...

Re: IN THE KITCHEN haruno November 29 2010, 07:50:27 UTC

[ Sakura's been offering something to collect all those bits in, and moves it away now that Renge has completed Mission Gross Me Out More. ]

Tell me when you're ready for the next step!

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 29 2010, 21:32:15 UTC

[NEVER. NEVER EVER FUCKING NEVER, YOU HEAR ME!? NEVER]

[no i take that back. after a couple moments of deep breathing, Renge sighs and nods.]

Okay...Okay, I'm ready. What's next?

Re: IN THE KITCHEN steelalchemy November 23 2010, 01:21:47 UTC

[It doesn't matter how big the house is, Ed can find a kitchen like a bloodhound can find an escaped convict. By scent alone.]

[Mostly out of curiosity, he decides to check out the preparations.]

Whoa, that's a big bird. What is it, one and a half stone (~20 lbs)?

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:26:58 UTC

Uh...

[she turns to him, making a little bit of a face and holding her hands up appeasingly.]

I don't know how heavy that is. But it's, like...Supposed to feed thirteen people.

Re: IN THE KITCHEN steelalchemy November 23 2010, 01:28:47 UTC

Why thirteen? Why not a dozen, or fifteen?

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:31:28 UTC

Well, I don't know. It was just by weight at the store.

I suppose it could feed more, but the helpings would have to be smaller.

Re: IN THE KITCHEN steelalchemy November 23 2010, 01:38:07 UTC

More than likely you're not going to be able to feed that many... How many people did you invite anyway?

[he'll try not to be hog, really he will]

Re: IN THE KITCHEN ukidoki_orgasm November 23 2010, 01:39:42 UTC

Well, we have more birds. This is just the first one.

[she smiles.] A lot. About half the ship, I think.

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