This is why retards shouldn't have phones (Logged in AIM Sheepi said it was cool idk)
Who: Winry Rockbell wingsthatwait, Ling Yao homuncuprince
What: Winry and Ling are testing out the snazzy TEXT MESSAGE FEATURES on their shiny new CELL PHONES because apparently we need these in outer space or something fuck if I know. So yah this is them texting back and fourth like retards because who the hell talks in person anymore these days.
Where: Ling's in his room Winry's wherever she goes.
When: Whenever after all of this shit.
Warning: There is talk of sloppy handjobs, thanks to Ling not knowing dirty slang and Shinjiro telling him it was a sandwich like a sloppy joe :(
Winry: So you wanted to know what that guy was talking about, right?
Ling: Ah, yes! He insisted it was a sandwich, but Colonel Roy seemed to disagree. And then I couldn't get a straight answer out of him...
Winry: That's uh... that's because it wasn't a sandwich. He was just trying to get amusement out of your ignorance.
Ling: That's not very nice! What was it, then?
Winry: Well uh... what did he say it was again?
Ling: A sandwich, like a sloppy joe.
Winry: No, no. What did he call it?
Ling: Oh, ah, a sloppy handjob.
Winry: ...Do you not know what a handjob is?
Ling: Well not if it isn't a sandwich!
Winry: This is going to be difficult. Uh...
Ling: look its a cat :3
Winry: What?
Ling: :3 see?
Winry: Oooookay.
Ling: Sorry sorry, go on.
Winry: Where do I even begin. Um. You know how you have that thing. In your pants.
Ling: I usually keep my sword strapped to my back
Winry: No. No, not that.
Ling: I don't keep my bombs in my pants either. I have ~pockets~
Winry: NO, LING. YOUR PENIS.
Winry: ............Sorry.
Ling: D: That is in my pants!
Winry: Yes. I know.
Ling: I am lost.
Winry: A handjob is when a person... pleasures someone else using their hand.
Ling: I am still lost.
Winry: He was talking about a 'sloppy handjob' and was convincing you that it was a sandwich when it really wasn't.
Ling: Sandwiches are quite pleasurable
Winry: No. No, no, no.
Ling: Like roast beef
Winry: That's. Ling we're not talking about food.
Ling: Sorry, I'm hungry! My mind wanders!
Winry: You're always hungry!
Ling: Yes! Yes I am.
Winry: At least you're honest.
Ling: Why would I lie about being hungry?
Winry: Never mind.
Ling: Sorry ;A;
Ling: Look it's crying get it ;A;
Winry: So I guess you're having fun with your new phone?
Ling: This thing is nifty!
Winry: Glad you like it.
Ling: Hahaha sorry, I keep getting distracted. What were we talking about?
Winry: It's really not important, I guess.
Ling: Sloppy handjobs?
Winry: Ling, were you even paying attention to what I was sending you?
Ling: I. was at the time but then I made myself a sandwich.
Winry: Just don't ask for a sloppy handjob from anyone. It's a sexual thing and you might offend them.
Ling: Oh.
Ling: OH.
Winry: Yeah.
Ling:......oh. Well.
Winry: That's what I've been trying to tell you the whole time.
Ling: Ah...my language lessons didn't cover stuff like that!
Winry: You could probably learn a few things from the Guide Book?
Ling: Does it have stuff like that in it? That seems kind of crude..
Winry: I dunno. Maybe there is a slang and colloquial section?
Ling: I'll have to look into it. Ahh, I'm really sorry about this!
Winry: It's alright, you didn't know.
Ling: I think I'm going to have to have a word with that Shinjiro guy, hahahaaaa.
Winry: By 'having a word' do you mean beating him up?
Ling: Possibly!
Winry: ...Right. Be careful if you do, got it?
Ling: Of course! I won't hurt him too bad :)
What: Winry and Ling are testing out the snazzy TEXT MESSAGE FEATURES on their shiny new CELL PHONES because apparently we need these in outer space or something fuck if I know. So yah this is them texting back and fourth like retards because who the hell talks in person anymore these days.
Where: Ling's in his room Winry's wherever she goes.
When: Whenever after all of this shit.
Warning: There is talk of sloppy handjobs, thanks to Ling not knowing dirty slang and Shinjiro telling him it was a sandwich like a sloppy joe :(
Winry: So you wanted to know what that guy was talking about, right?
Ling: Ah, yes! He insisted it was a sandwich, but Colonel Roy seemed to disagree. And then I couldn't get a straight answer out of him...
Winry: That's uh... that's because it wasn't a sandwich. He was just trying to get amusement out of your ignorance.
Ling: That's not very nice! What was it, then?
Winry: Well uh... what did he say it was again?
Ling: A sandwich, like a sloppy joe.
Winry: No, no. What did he call it?
Ling: Oh, ah, a sloppy handjob.
Winry: ...Do you not know what a handjob is?
Ling: Well not if it isn't a sandwich!
Winry: This is going to be difficult. Uh...
Ling: look its a cat :3
Winry: What?
Ling: :3 see?
Winry: Oooookay.
Ling: Sorry sorry, go on.
Winry: Where do I even begin. Um. You know how you have that thing. In your pants.
Ling: I usually keep my sword strapped to my back
Winry: No. No, not that.
Ling: I don't keep my bombs in my pants either. I have ~pockets~
Winry: NO, LING. YOUR PENIS.
Winry: ............Sorry.
Ling: D: That is in my pants!
Winry: Yes. I know.
Ling: I am lost.
Winry: A handjob is when a person... pleasures someone else using their hand.
Ling: I am still lost.
Winry: He was talking about a 'sloppy handjob' and was convincing you that it was a sandwich when it really wasn't.
Ling: Sandwiches are quite pleasurable
Winry: No. No, no, no.
Ling: Like roast beef
Winry: That's. Ling we're not talking about food.
Ling: Sorry, I'm hungry! My mind wanders!
Winry: You're always hungry!
Ling: Yes! Yes I am.
Winry: At least you're honest.
Ling: Why would I lie about being hungry?
Winry: Never mind.
Ling: Sorry ;A;
Ling: Look it's crying get it ;A;
Winry: So I guess you're having fun with your new phone?
Ling: This thing is nifty!
Winry: Glad you like it.
Ling: Hahaha sorry, I keep getting distracted. What were we talking about?
Winry: It's really not important, I guess.
Ling: Sloppy handjobs?
Winry: Ling, were you even paying attention to what I was sending you?
Ling: I. was at the time but then I made myself a sandwich.
Winry: Just don't ask for a sloppy handjob from anyone. It's a sexual thing and you might offend them.
Ling: Oh.
Ling: OH.
Winry: Yeah.
Ling:......oh. Well.
Winry: That's what I've been trying to tell you the whole time.
Ling: Ah...my language lessons didn't cover stuff like that!
Winry: You could probably learn a few things from the Guide Book?
Ling: Does it have stuff like that in it? That seems kind of crude..
Winry: I dunno. Maybe there is a slang and colloquial section?
Ling: I'll have to look into it. Ahh, I'm really sorry about this!
Winry: It's alright, you didn't know.
Ling: I think I'm going to have to have a word with that Shinjiro guy, hahahaaaa.
Winry: By 'having a word' do you mean beating him up?
Ling: Possibly!
Winry: ...Right. Be careful if you do, got it?
Ling: Of course! I won't hurt him too bad :)