[OPEN] In this economy, even white rice and eggs are high-end!

[a_bad_egg]

WHO: Tae Shimura and YOU!
WHERE: The supermarket \o/
WHEN: Saturday afternoon, March 27th (yes this is up late shut up)
WHAT: GROCERY SHOPPING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
WARNINGS: loonyness. (tba)
FORMAT: [action brackets] because I am lazy.

Comments

[itsnotzura]

[debating extensively between two absolutely identical heads of lettuce an aisle over]

[has been there for easily 45 minutes, unmoving]

[a_bad_egg]

[ROLLS ON BY WITH HER CART]

[Stares... at the heads of lettuce, trying to figure out what exactly he might be deciding on]

[Decides he's retarded]

Ah, hello... Katsura-san?

[itsnotzura]

[BECOMES SHOCKED]

[itsnotzura]

Which one of them spoke-?

[a_bad_egg]

Ah, that was me. On the left.

[itsnotzura]

[FACE SNAPS TOWARDS THE LEFT HEAD OF LETTUCE]

Ah, it is nice to meet you. I had thought your leaves more lustrous. I could tell you have lived a long and healthy life, Lettuce2-dono.

[a_bad_egg]

No no, on my left. Your right.

[itsnotzura]

[SNAPS TO THE OTHER ONE]

Forgive me, Lettuce1-dono. Upon further inspection, it is truly your leaves which are more lustrous. Additionally I am certain you have lived not only a long and healthy life, but have had a rich and fulfilling string of past lives.

[a_bad_egg]

You suck up. I bet you're only flattering me now to lessen the blow when you eat me, isn't that it!?

[itsnotzura]

Of course not. I have the utmost respect for fresh produce.

Even at these ridiculous prices...

[a_bad_egg]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING RIDICULOUS? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY!?

[itsnotzura]

O-of course, I did not mean...

[BOW, BOW]

[CRAPPPP]

[a_bad_egg]

What an insensitive thing to say, especially to one destined to be eaten by you! It's such a cruel fate that I face, the least you could do is show some respect!

Why, back in my day as a tiny lettuce leaf, when plants were still eaten by the people growing them, the farmers respected us before they ate us, you know!